World Wrestling Federation

Well, well, well. I must say that it was brilliant on the
Undertaker's part to dress up like Kane so he could become
McMahon's coveted "Number One Contender." If he does get a
title shot, which I doubt he will because McMahon will come
up with something, what will Kane do? It won't be pretty, and
the man from the Dark Side won't become champion.

For the first time on July 6th's Raw, I actually found DX's
antics funny. It's kind of like Bob Dole on Letterman; if
he would've been that funny during the election, he would've
won.

And what's up with Dustin "Runnels?" Is the name "Rhodes"
somehow licensed by WCW? I mean, even if Runnels is your real
name, you'd think you'd go with your entire family's professional
name. Oh, well. It's better than "Goldust."

Oh, one last thing: Why isn't McMahon suing WCW for using
the name "The Ross Report" on their website?

World Championship Wrestling

Goldberg has accomplished more by evading the rest of
Hollywood's NWO than by actually beating Hogan himself. I've
never been impressed with Hogan. I mean, in the WWF, at the
height of his popularity, all he did was get in the ring,
get beat to a pulp, then start to shake. He then proceeded to
Hit the guy two or three times, then bodyslam him followed by
that stupid legdrop. In other words, Goldberg will have a
tougher time getting that stupid spraypaint off of the belt
than he did beating Hogan.

I'm very excited that the Four Horsemen are reuniting. I just
hope Flair returns instead of Arn Anderson. I also hope that
the rumors I've heard regarding having more than 4 Horsemen
aren't true. That would make no sense. Then, you've just got
another NWO on your hands.

Hollywood's NWO roster, in my eyes:

Wrestlers	Valets	Injured
Hogan	Bischoff	Scott Steiner?
Giant	Elizabeth
Hall	Vincent
Hennig	Rude
Bryan Adams	Hart (basically)
	Rodman (basically)
	Dusty Rhodes ?

It's actually quite pathetic. They're even starting to use
their valets/managers/etc. to wrestle.