Kevin Spacey's Kick Ass Sounds

Click on the title of the movie you'd like to hear sounds from.
 
Glengarry Glen Ross     The Ref     Outbreak     Swimming with Sharks    The Usual Suspects      Se7en
 



 
Glengarry Glen Ross  (1992):
 
 
Name Description Size
Bigmouth.wav You've got a big mouth... and now I'm going to show you an  
even bigger one.
(107 KB)
Easy.wav  Well that was easy, wasn't it? (53 KB)
Idontlikeyou.wav Because I don't like you. (40 KB)
Waitsec.wav Now wait a second. (28 KB)
 

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The Ref  (1994):                
 
 
Name Description Size
Deliveryman.wav I suppose you'll use this drama as a reason to have another affair.  I feel sorry for the next delivery man that comes to this house! (75 KB)
Corpse.wav If you don't mind, the corpse still has the floor. (43 KB)
Close.wav I just... I just wanted to be close to you. (21 KB)
Luck.wav How can we both be in the marriage and I'm miserable and you're content?  

Luck?

(45 KB)
 

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Outbreak  (1995):

 
Name Description Size
Dinner.wav  What do you want to do, take it to dinner? (16 KB)
Motaba.wav Listen to the way it rolls of your tongue... motaba. (45 KB)
Please.wav Will you please hold my hand? (29 KB)
 

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Swimming With Sharks  (1995):

 
Name Description Size
Boygenius.wav I didn't know anything. 

Oh, Guy didn't know?  Imagine that, boy genius here didn't know something.

(61 KB)
Braindead.wav Dawn, excuse me, i just need to, um, yell at my mongoloid, braindead assistant for a minute. (62 KB)
Coffee.wav Where's my fucking coffe. (38 KB)
Courtesy.wav Please shut up.  At least allow me the courtesy of finishing what I have to say.  That's the very least that you can do after I've had to endure your insults. (157 KB)
Crybaby.wav You miserable little cry baby!  You don't like it here, leave!  There are thousands of people who would kill for your spot, who would kill for the opportunity to be here! (166 KB)
Equal.wav What equal contains is not my concern here.  I don't care if it has fucking fairy dust in it. (56 KB)
Establsh.wav Look, it's like they say, if you're not a rebel by the age of twenty you've got no heart, but if you haven't turned establishment by thirty, you've got no brains. (75 KB)
Fetchr.wav And when you're done with her, west lobby, tube dress, stiletto heals, hurry, fetch. (59 KB)
Figureitout.wav So, find a way.  Do it.  Figure it out. (40 KB)
Getinhere.wav Get in here. (14 KB)
Gorgeous.wav Gorgeous, it's been too long.  Get your cute little but in here. (47 KB)
Happy.wav You're happy, I hate that! (19 KB)
Hurtfeelings.wav Did I...  Did I hurt your feelings? (62 KB)
Lifeisnotamovie.wav This is the only way that you can hope to survive, because life is not a movie.  Everyone lies.  Good guys lose, and love does not conquer all.  So let's do this thing. (215 KB)
Shoes.wav Let's try something easier, repeat this:  would you like that in a pump or a loafer?  Good, now memorize it, because as of tommorow the only job you're going to be able to get is selling shoes! (133 KB)
Loud&nasty.wav Loud and nasty, that's the only it sticks, Dawn. (21 KB)
No-brain.wav You...  have...  no...  brain. (58 KB)
Notanidiot.wav I got to admit, you may not be a complete idiot after all.  Ha ha! (37 KB)
Office.wav O.K. look, I know things have been a little crazy at the office lately but there's no need for this. (52 KB)
Shutup.wav I- I just thouht.. 

You thought.  Do me a fucking favor, shut up, listen and learn.

(73 KB)
Snotfacedpunk.wav Who do you think you are, you snot faced little punk?!? (30 KB)
Yelling.wav I don't think the yelling is necessary. (31 KB)
 

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The Usual Suspects  (1995):
 
 
Name Description Size
Handme.wav Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker. (35 KB)
Rise.wav Are you trying to get a rise out of me, Agent Kujan? (25 KB)
Setup.wav It was bullshit.  The whole rap was a setup. (26 KB)
Happen.wav It's all the cops fault.  You don't put guys like that into a room together.  Who knows what can happen? (60 KB)
Pickin.wav Back when I was picking beans in Guatamala we used to make fresh coffee.  Right of the trees, I mean.  That was good.  This is shit, but hey, i'm in a police station.  (97 KB)
Gimp.wav Hockney:  Fuck who did it.  What I want to know is, who's the gimp? 
Keaton:  He's o.k. 
Hockney:  Says you, how do I know that?  What about it pretzil man,  what's your story? 
Keaton:  His name is Verbil, Verbal Kint. 
McMahanus:  Verbil, yeah... 
Verbal:  Roger really, people say I talk to much. 
Hockney:  Yeah, I was just going to tell you to shut up.
(186 KB)
Lochness.wav If I told you the Lochness Monster hired me to hit the harber, what would you say? (36 KB)
Blood.wav I'll probably shit blood tonight. (16 KB)
Bangup.wav Oh, gee, thanks Dave.  Bang up job so far. (32 KB)
Redfoot.wav Some guy in California, his name is Redfoot. (21 KB)
Awfuck.wav Agent Kujan:  Who's Keyzer Soze? 
Verbal:  Aw fuck!
(39 KB)
Will.wav Then he showed these men of will, what will really was. (38 KB)
Myth.wav He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night.  Rat on you're pop, and Keyzer Soze will get you. (88 KB)
Trick.wav The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. (49 KB)
Shoot.wav How do you shoot the devil in the back?  What if you miss? (75 KB)
God.wav Agent Kujan:  Do you believe in him Verbal? 
Verbal:  Keaton always said, I don't believe in God but I'm afraid of him.  Well I believe in god, and the only thing that scares me is Keyzer Soze.
(155 KB)
Christ.wav I saw him die.  I believe he's dead, oh Christ. (54 KB)
F_cops.wav Fuckin' cops. (16 KB)
Neverhearagain.wav You think you can catch Keyzer Soze?  You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out?  If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me.  After that, my guess is you'll never hear from him again. (159 KB)
Climax.wav The climax. (678 KB)
Gone.wav And like that...  he's gone. (44.4 KB)
 

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Se7en  (1996):
 
 
Name Description Size
Detective.wav DETECTIVE!...   You're looking for me. (64 KB)
Calm.wav Detective David Mills:  Calm down.  I seem to remember us knocking on your door. 
John Doe:  Oh, that's right, and I seem to remember breaking your face.
(100 KB)
Innocent.wav Mills:  Wait a minute.  I thought all you did was kill innocent people. 
Doe:  Innocent?  Is that supposed to be funny?
(82 KB)
Gluttony.wav An obese man.  A disgusting man who could barely stand up.  A man who if you saw him on the street, you would point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him.  A man who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. (142 KB)
Myhands.wav Mills:  We would have got you eventually. 
Doe:  Oh, really?  So, what were you doing?  Biding your time?  Toying with me?  Allowing five innocent people to die until you felt like springing your trap?  Tell me, what was the indesputable evidence you were going to use on me right before i walked up to you and put my hands in the air?
(219 KB)
 

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