My Favorite Quotes

The Mighty Ducks

The Mighty Ducks

"You miss this shot you're not just letting me down, you're letting your whole team down too." --Coach Riley--

"You may make it, you may not. Take your best shot, Charlie. We believe in you." --Gordon Bombay--

"I'm insulted by that, you have no idea how low I can stoop." --Gordon--

"Go for the 'W', right Gordo?" --Frank--

"My work is my life." --Gordon--

"The warmer the better!" --Les Averman--

"Just look for a sign that says 'Personal Hell'. How could he do this to me? I hate kids, they're barely human." --Gordon--

"I hate hockey and I don't like kids." --Gordon--
"What is this supposed to be, a pep talk?" --Peter--

"Is that a real phone?" --Karp--

"Yes, and I'm really on it!" --Gordon--

"I could kill one, just to set an example, sir." --The Driver--

"Coach you gonna be at the game tomorrow?" --Charlie Conway--
"By the order of the state of Minnesota, yeah." --Gordon--

"I got a kid named Banks, might go all the way." --Riley--

"That's Conway, he'll screw up." --Karp--

"It's not worth winning, if you can't win BIG!" --The Hawks--

"That'll make great bathroom reading!" --Adam Banks--

"You were so busy screaming at the kids, I didn't want to spoil the moment." -- Hans--

"You really flew on the ice." --Hans--

"Show them how to play, show them how to have fun, teach them to fly." --Hans--

"Bombay was a Hawk?" --Peter--

"Soft hands." --Gordon--

"This IS your Bar Mitzvah, today you become a man." --Gordon--

"I didn't learn, I just do it." --Fulton Reed--

"People talk, it don't mean nothin'." --Fulton--

"The Ducks are undefeated." --Gordon--

"The lake is not the boundary anymore, you'd be a Duck." --Hans--

"You're not even a 'Has Been', you're a 'Never Was'." --Coach Riley--

"Yeah, but a fourth of an inch the other way and you would've missed completely." --Charlie--

"A team is something you belong to, something you feel, something you have to earn." --Gordon--

"You may have paid for that jersey sir, but you didn't earn it, I'll see you in the playoffs." --Gordon--

"Are you prepared to lose your job over some kids, some game." --Mr. Ducksworth--
"That all depends, sir, are you prepared to fire me over some kids, some game?" -- Gordon--

"Whatever you say, Mr. Ducksworth, thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth." --Gordon--

"You guys really quacked at the principal? Are we ducks or what!" --Gordon--

"Yeah, whatever, I just want to play hockey." --Adam--

"Little men, tiny chisels, big mittens." --Gordon--

"What did you do?" --Larson--
"My job." --McGill--

"Just think, I wasted all these years, worrying about what you thought. You're going down Riley." --Gordon--

"Ladies, they don't need our help out there. Blow this game and none of you make the team next year." --Coach Riley--

"What about Charlie?" --Greg Goldberg--
"Coach, we gotta chance to win." --Charlie--
"Damn straight we do." --Gordon--

"Hey Ducks, no matter what happens, I'll see you next season, we got a title to defend." --Gordon--

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