My Favorite Quotes

D2: The Mighty Ducks

"No matter how far you go, don't forget your home." --Gordon's Dad--

"It's great to be home." --Gordon--

"I don't wanna spend the rest of my life sharpening skates in this rinky dink town. I want something better, something bigger." --Gordon--

"We want you to become synonymous with winning and winning to become synonymous with Hendrix." --Don Tibbles--

"The quack attack is back, Jack." --Averman--

"Well let's do somethin' about it!" --McGill--

"Hey Cake Eater, you wanna play some real hockey." --Jesse Hall--

"That'll teach 'em to mess with the Ducks." --Fulton--

"Good lookin' skater." --Connie Moreau--
"Very good lookin' skater. Wouldn't you say, Guy?" --Averman--
"Shut up, Averman!" --Guy Germaine--

"I almost had it that time!" --Louis Mendoza--

"Yeehaw! How is everyone? Y'all ready to play some puck?" --Dwayne Robertson--

"Haven't you guys been training in the off season?" --Gordon--
"You know, I knew we forgot something." --Averman--

"Ding. Round one." --Goldberg--

"Is that a tattoo? Is it real?" --Averman--
"Get away from me!" --Dean Portman--
"Yes sir." --Averman--
"Grrrr." --Portman--

"Hey y'all, that's us!" --Dwayne--

"Hello there missy, how 'bout a bear hug?" --Hendrix Bear--

"We're Team USA, and we're going all the way." --Gordon--
"Team USA is going down, that's where it going." --Coach Wolf Stanson--

"Shouldn't I be closer to the team?...You know, they don't need me 24 hours a day. I'm sure they're just fine in their dorms." --Gordon--

"Sweet dreams, dude." --Dean Portman--

"Yeah, but do you know the real me?" --Gordon--

"Confident, cocky, American. I like that. It will make our triumph even more enjoyable." --Stanson--

"Hey ladies, nice night for a stroll, wouldn't you say?" --Fulton--

"She's an Iceland chick!" --Portman--

"Nice haircut, what'd you do, lose a bet?" --Averman--

"Goldberg, I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger you'd stop it." --Russ Tyler--

"Come on ref, call something!" --Louis--

"You'd better get back the damn magic." --Don--

"Eating ice-cream with the enemy, huh coach?" --Portman--

"This isn't very much fun coach." --Charlie--
"Who said it's supposed to be fun?" --Gordon--
"You did, when you coached the ducks." --Charlie--

"That's my knuckle puck. Hard to be accurate, but it drives the goalies crazy." -- Russ--

"You came 2,000 miles to make fun of me?" --Gordon--
"On TV you looked like a man who needed a friend." --Jon--

"I told them you were the Minnesota Miracle Man and only you could teach them to fly." --Jon--

"Louis, your speed is a great weapon, now you must learn to harness it." --Jon--

"Hey Banks, let's go!" --Portman--
"Portman, be right there." --Banks--

"You can't bench me, I gotta play! All the scouts are here watching me, this is my shot." --Banks--

"Guys this is our last team practice which means--" --Gordon--
"Return of Captain Blood?" --Averman--

"We're right here coach." --Portman--

"Please, play a little with me." --Stanson--

"One more post and you go home cryin'. By the way Stanson, you owe me a beach ball." --Gordon--

"Get your coach off the ice, we have practice." --Stanson--

"He can have my spot, it's what I can do for the team. Let me do it." --Charlie--

"Hey, too slow big boy!" --Sanderson--

"Iceland is bigger, they're faster, stronger, they have more facial hair." --Averman--

"Get in the box, you big goon!" --Ken Wu--

"You guys wanna ease up a little bit? Just thought I'd ask." --Averman--

"Because we are Ducks, and ducks fly together." --Jon--

"And when everyone says it can't be done, Ducks fly together." --Gordon--

"You lost it for me." --Stanson--
"You lost it for yourself." --Gunner Stahl--

"Let's go shake thar hands." --Gunner--

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