My Favorite Quotes

"Well don't go." --Charlie--

"Shoot! That's the safest thing to do in my hood! --Russ--

"Did you ever think about shooting back into the alley?" --Charlie--
"Not really" --Fulton--

"You're a goalie dude, deal." --Fulton--
"Well put. Thanks Fulton, real sensitive." --Goldberg--

"Nice tie Banks." --Charlie--
"Cake Eater." --Banks--

"Something about a winking finkster." --Russ--

"Goldberg, don't you ever do that to me again!" --Charlie--

"Hi! We're the Ducks." --Charlie--

"History's a giant, get ready to ride." --History Teacher--

"Warrior isn't that bad, I mean you got the Indians, the Braves, the Redskins, and Blackhawks." --Charlie--
"You're a jock, aren't you?" --Linda (the fag) Chavez--
"Yeah, I play hockey. In fact, I'm the captain of the new JV team. *smile*" -- Charlie--

"You know, I bet they even have a snack bar here." --Goldberg--

"Those rejects, genius. We don't have tracks. There are no trains, therefore, no tracks, you get that?" --Scooter--
"Don't get smart with me, goalie." --Cole--

"Duck hockey, Connie." --Charlie--

"Watch out, girls!" --Dwayne Robertson--

"Sorry coach, we're just messin' with ya!" --Russ--

"I know you can score goals, I just don't know if you can stop them." --Coach Ted O'Rien--
"Hey!" --Goldberg--

"We don't really practice, per se, we either play or play around." --Goldberg--

"You're riding the pine pony pal." --Averman--
"Ha ha, very funny." --Goldberg--
"Julie's one, you're two." --Averman--

"I'm not even posted!" --Banks--
"Yeah you are, Adam Banks, third line, center. Varsity?" --Connie--
"I made Varsity?" --Banks--

"Who's Captain Tibid?" --Dwayne--
"No, that's Captain T.B.D., To Be Determined." --Guy--
"Oh I see, well no I don't, that's your job, Charlie." --Dwayne--

"They want lunch? We'll give 'em lunch." --Charlie--

"I gotta tell her to stop using the horse terds in the recipe." --Charlie--

"One cupcake over the line, Cat Lady." --Goldberg--

"Make 'em make the first move, Conway." --Ted--

"Freeze! I said freeze! Averma-a-n!" --Ted--

"Look! I'm not a defenseman, I'm a scorer." --Charlie--

"That's right! Woosies on offense and defense!" --Charlie--

"Hi, I'm Charlie, a 14 year old, almost 6 foot, non-smoking Leo. I like hockey, pizza, and music. And I dislike everything about that school." --Charlie--

"Quack, quack, quack." --The team--
"Hey, stop that! On two, go team. One, two," --Ted--
"*no enthusiasm* Go team." --The team--

"Go team, how original." --Charlie--

"Hey ref, you could call this thing now and we could all get home in time to see Melrose." --Goldberg--

"How do you like them apples?" --Dwayne--

"The hand is quicker than the eye my friend." --Averman--

"Relax, it's over baby!" --Averman--

"Unsportsmanlike? I'll show you unsportsmanlike!" --Charlie--

"No problem, Cat Lady." --Goldberg--

"They opened their cabin doors and let those Blake Bears climb right in." --Josh--

"We didn't need anymore goals, Charlie" --Ken--
"Listen, I was trying to win it." --Charlie--
"Well mission unaccomplished, Charlie." --Averman--
"We let down, as simple as that." --Guy--
"You let down, I played hard." --Connie--
"Yeah man, no heart." --Louis Mendoza--
"What are we playing for anyway, some stupid school? The alumni? I mean, the warriors?" --Charlie--
"We're on scholarship, and I'm stayin'." --Russ--
"Fine, sell out!" --Fulton--
"Hey man, who are you callin' a sell out?" --Russ--

"Practice. Tomorrow morning, 5 am, you gotta get up early if you wanna hunt goose eggs." --Ted--

"It's cool." --Banks--

"Physics. Each action requires a equal, if not bigger reaction." --Averman--
"Hey man, be cool. I don't wanna mess up my scholarship. I mean, lets not get caught!" --Russ--

"It's a cool sticker!" --Averman--

"Yeah, it's ok, it's just my face." --Averman--

"You a stray calf? It'd be more fun for me if you ran!" --Dwayne--

"Release the hungry fellows." --Connie--

"Oh, what's that, ants in your mask? It looks like you're a goalie for a dart team!" --Averman--

"They didn't tell me till it was too late. Charlie, you gotta believe me." --Banks--
"Yeah right, preppie." --Charlie--

"First one to ten, full check." --Riley--
"Bring it on!" --Charlie--

"I love it when they do the 'V'." --Goldberg--

"What do I have to do?" --Charlie--

"Dammit Banks!" --Charlie--

"Yeah, nice take out! You'd be in the box!" --Banks--
"Go cry to your rich parents!" --Charlie--

"The ducks are dead. You've got two choices, Conway, either take off the jersey or don't play." --Ted--
"You're breaking up the best thing any of us ever had!" --Charlie--
"It's time to grow up." --Ted--
"Grow up? Like you? A washed up pro, who has to show off to a bunch of kids? Yeah, that's real grown up." --Charlie--
"OK. Good-bye Conway." --Ted--

"These are not the same! Don't make fun of me Hans!" --Charlie--

"You were the heart of the team, don't let that slip away." --Hans--

"I gotta walk, I'll see ya." --Charlie--

"Playin' a little hooky? That's all right, your secret's safe with me. I played a lot of hooky when I was your age!" --Man at Mall of America--

"I don't know if I wanna play hockey for the rest of my life. Sorry." --Fulton--
"You're going back! Dude, fine, I don't need you, GO!" --Charlie--

"Every time you touch the ice, remember it was Hans who taught you how to fly." --Gordon--

"There are no ducks. O'Rien split us apart...Go AWAY!" --Charlie--
"I can't do that." --Gordon--

"Oh he could hack it, Charlie." --Gordon--

"And there you were, Charlie and the Ducks... and I wanted to say thank you...I told him you were the heart of the team, that you were the real Minnesota Miracle Man...So be that man, Charlie." --Gordon--

"I wanna be on the team again coach. I wanna play two way hockey. Can I come back?" --Charlie--

"Oh man! You shoulda seen your face, 'I wanna play two way hockey, coach. Can I come back?'" --Russ--

"What's he sayin', Russ?" --Dwayne--
"Adios, amigos." --Russ--

"Let's face it, the Ducks are drowning." --The Dean--

"For Hans Charlie." --Gordon--

"Free ride? Look at you, rich boy! Mummy and daddy gave you everything!" -- Russ--

"Listen, you guys had an unfair advantage last time, one of us, Banksie." --Charlie- -

"Listen, I've been doing my homework on the Varsity. They're good. The way they wiped your face in the dirt last time was no fluke." --Ted--

"Have any cream cheese?" --Averman--

"You're not skating like Warriors, you look like somethin' else, you look like Ducks!" --Ted--

"This is for Hans." --Charlie--

"They don't belong on our ice, they don't belong in our school, now let's show 'em why!" --Coach Wilson--

"On three, quack." --Ted--

"Why did you come back?" --Riley--
"Unfinished business." --Charlie--

"She's an 'A' student too!" --The Dean--

"Dean Portman is awarded a full athletic and academic scholarship to Eden Hall Academy. I found this laying around my house in Chicago, my attorney thought I should sign it. I agreed. It's official boys, I'm back!" --Portman--

"Take it all off baby!" --Goldberg--
"Hubba, hubba!" --Averman--
"This is insanity! Dean Portman is, he's stripping in the penalty box. He's really got this crowd, especially the ladies, going!" --Josh--

"You deserve to win. Don't be too careless, but not too careful. If you see your shot, take it. Be sure it counts. Go get 'em, Captain!" --Ted--

"That's what I'm talking about!" --Ted--

"Goldberg? Goldberg!" --Portman and Ken--

"The Ducks win!" --Josh--

"Look what Bombay did!" --Dwayne--

"Quack, quack, Quack, QUACK, GO-O-O DUCKS!" --Every Mighty Duck Fan--

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