Eve wiped the remaining tears from her eyes and tried to locate the tiny voice she thought she heard."
"Hello? Is someone here?"
"Very observant girly, of COURSE someone's here or I wouldn't be talkin' to ya!"
Eve looked around but still saw nothing.
"Where...are...you?"
"What are ya blind? I'm right here in front of ya!"
"In...front...of...me?"
The girls eyes began to dart back and forth frantically searching the area but still seeing nothing.
"Yooo-hooo! HEY!!! DOWN HERE!!!"
Her eyes immediately look down at her feet and there stood the oddest little man...
"Can ya see me now? Huh??? Huh???"
Frozen with fear, Eve's eyes opened wide.
"Who...are...you?"
"I'm your worst nightmare, baby! HEH HEH!!"
"Welcome to my world, baby cakes!"
"Uhm...does my worst nightmare have a name?"
"Oh yeah! But I can't tell ya what it is."
"Why not?"
"Its against the rules, baby. BUT if ya guess it, kewl!"
"You look like....Beetlejuice."
"Oh she said the B-word! HAHAHAHA. You got half of it, darlin'!"
"Half of what? Juice? Your name is Juice?"
"Brilliant!!! I'm tellin' ya the kid is brilliant! HAHAHAH Go ahead, brainy lady guess the rest! HAHAHAHA"
"Juice...hmmmm...uhm...ORANGE Juice?"
"Ehhhh! Wrong answer."
"Well can you give me a hint?"
"Well, okay guess it can't do any harm. HAR HAR HAR. Think...Mt. Olympus.""Mt. Olympus? As in Ancient Greece?""Now you're gettin' warm, babe'!""Ares? Ohhh your name is Beetle Ares?""Close but no kewpie doll!""But I've seen pictures of Ares and you sort of look like him.""Do I now? But I'm much better lookin'! HAHAHAHAHA Think...top man, the big mahaff.""Beetle...god?""EHHHHH! Come on sweet thang, you can do it. Think!""Wait! I think I have it! Is your name...BeetleZeus?""Say that again?""BeetleZeus?""One more time darlin' its music to my ears!""BeetleZeus!"Suddenly the tiny man sprang up to full size and jumped onto Eve's lab wrapping his arm around her shoulder. He stared down at her ample breasts and licked his lips hungrily."Congratulations, give that girl a cee-gar!""Ewwww!!! Get off of me you pig!"Eve jumped up spilling BeetleZeus to the floor."BeetleZeus snorted then spit on the floor."Ewww you are the ugliest, grossest...thing...I have ever met!""Yup and I'm all yours, baby!""What do you mean, all mine?""You wanted some company, darlin' remember? So here I am to make your every fantasy come true!"Eve rolled her eyes in disgust."Oh lucky me.""Yeah you and me kiddo are gonna be together for a long, LOOOONG time! HAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Mt. Olympus? As in Ancient Greece?"
"Now you're gettin' warm, babe'!"
"Ares? Ohhh your name is Beetle Ares?"
"Close but no kewpie doll!"
"But I've seen pictures of Ares and you sort of look like him."
"Do I now? But I'm much better lookin'! HAHAHAHAHA Think...top man, the big mahaff."
"Beetle...god?"
"EHHHHH! Come on sweet thang, you can do it. Think!"
"Wait! I think I have it! Is your name...BeetleZeus?"
"Say that again?"
"BeetleZeus?"
"One more time darlin' its music to my ears!"
"BeetleZeus!"
Suddenly the tiny man sprang up to full size and jumped onto Eve's lab wrapping his arm around her shoulder. He stared down at her ample breasts and licked his lips hungrily.
"Congratulations, give that girl a cee-gar!"
"Ewwww!!! Get off of me you pig!"
Eve jumped up spilling BeetleZeus to the floor."
BeetleZeus snorted then spit on the floor.
"Ewww you are the ugliest, grossest...thing...I have ever met!"
"Yup and I'm all yours, baby!"
"What do you mean, all mine?"
"You wanted some company, darlin' remember? So here I am to make your every fantasy come true!"
Eve rolled her eyes in disgust.
"Oh lucky me."
"Yeah you and me kiddo are gonna be together for a long, LOOOONG time! HAHAHAHAHAHA"