LIFE BLOOD

Well let me just stretch my fingers a bit...its been a loooong time since I've done one of these. ;)

Welllll lets see now what do you have?

You got your cave men...Ohhhh that one old ugly hairy guy reminded me of Ozzie Osborne biting off the head of a bat..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You got your cave girlz...soon to be known as Amaz-oooper I am getting ahead of myself here. ;)

You got Ephiny only she ain't Ephiny but she looks like Ephiny but she growls...a lot...

You got the tribal leader who used to live in Atlantis but I guess when it sank she swam over to the Amaz-ooops gettin' ahead of myself again.....

You got horsies...YAY!! I love horsies. Wait...those cave ladeez EAT horsies...especially pretty white ones...EWWWWWW!

You got this crazy chick from the future who is supposed to be the chosen one for those ladeez...the chosen one for...what? Ohhhh yeah I know she named them Amaz-oooopppsie...gettin' ahead of myself again....

You got goofy grungy growlin' grinnin' toofless Caesar...hey ya gotta love Karl baby...how many other guys do you know who could play Caesar, Cupid AND goofy toofless cave guy with such charm. And day-um he didn't even say anything...just kinda grunted...ohhh how he grunted...mmmm...UHHH ANYWAY.....

You got spirits...oh poor Yakut just standing there in that halfway house for Amazon ghosties just bleedin' all over the carpet. She musta invented those halloween masks that were so popular this past year....

You got Gabrielle playin' Daddy...or is that...Mommie...I dunno anyway she is passin' her legacy to her lil adopted...I suppose...kiddo...the youngest cross dresser in the land lil Julius aka Eve. At least I thought it was Julius...looked like Julius...looked like Lucy...whatever...

You got Xena...well I must say that Ms. Lawless is looking so much better in THIS episode than she has so far this season. But then again...being pregnant does kinda bloat you...I remember it doing that to me and you should see me today...hahahahahahah...hiya La~Lo...hiya bo...remember to pack extra makeup next time we go to Disney k? ;)

Hmmmm so you put this all together and you got....

Bits and pieces of Xena spliced together with a growling Ephiny clone, a valley girl kid from future and an unused pilot named Amazon High. Why Amazon High? Because....tada...the lil valley girl from the future NAMED those cave ladeez...AMAZONS! Hehe...I bet you all thought I'd never get to that! ;)

Not bad episode as I saw it...funny though...I wondered what happened to that redheaded future gal...did she ever go back? Did she stay with the Amazons? Did she find that cute Caesar/Cupid/Goofy Toofless Cave Guy and marry him and raise little cave boyz and Amazonettes? Oh well I guess we'll never know...but one thing is for sure...horsie was NOT on HER menu. :D

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