[Tuesday, a chapel, Jaime is standing at the alter wearing a wedding dress] Jaime: Where the hell is everyone? Liz: [enters] I'm right here! Jaime: Didn't I un-invite you? Liz: You can't un-invite someone! It's rude! Shainna: [entering, wearigng a frilly pink dress] Your flower girl has arrived! [looks around] Where are all the guests? Jaime: It's Tuesday, not a lot of people could make it. Meg: [enters, with Gua] Me and Gua are here! Lets get the show on the road! Liz: [corrects] Gua and I. Meg: Weren't you un-invited? Liz: You can't do that! Jaime: Fine, you can be re-invited! Liz: That's not a word! Gua: Shainna, what are you wearing? Shainna: A flower girl dress! Amanda: [runs in] Am I late? I was in band, and you all know how important my instrument is! [everyone nods in agreement] Jaime: Oh, I know! It's okay. Meg: Is everyone here? Liz: I think so. Amanda: Katie isn't! Jaime: Well we'll have to wait for her! Gua: While we wait, lets talk about Harry Potter! Meg: Lets talk about the X-Files! Liz: No! ER! Amanada: Hey! I'm the club owner, the head chef, the boss! I decide! Shainna: What? We're not at the club, right now! Meg: Anways . . . Liz: It's "anyway". Meg: [smiles] Oh, right, thanks! Jaime: You know I'm sad I'm getting married because now I'll never get to marry Matthew Perry. Amanda: Leaving him for the rest of us, thanks. Katie: [enters] Hey guys, am I late? Jaime: For what? Gua: Your wedding! Jaime: Oh right! Amanda: I'm the minister! I got ordained, like Joey! Shainna: And I'm the flower girl [throws flowers at everyone] Meg: I'm going to catch the bouquet! Amanda: [panics] Wait! Katie: What? Amanda: I forgot to do the weekend update! Liz: You ALWAYS forget! Gua: Actually, lately she's been updating us on time. Amanda: It's okay, it's Tuesday, I can do it now! [pulls out TV Guide] Okay, everyone watch Jennifer Aniston's SNL repeat on- Jaime: Can you do that later, I'm about to get married! Amanda: Sorry. [everyone sits down] Dearly beloved. Gua: [stands up] Wait! Amanda: What? Gua: Aren't you missing something? [everyone looks around] Shainna: More flowers? [throws flowers on everyone, again] Meg: [realises] A groom! Jaime: Oh no. Katie: Do you have a groom? Jaime: I forgot to get one before I came. Oh well. A real shame we don't have any boys at the club. [everyone nods] Amanda: Back to the club? Liz: Yeah let's go. [everyone leaves]So, yeah, you're probably thinking, "Why in the world did I read this?" Here's the answer: Because you had nothing better to do with the two and half minutes it took for you to read it. :-)
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