So you might say that my humor isn't typical. In fact, some of you may say that my humor is random and crass (girls), while others (men) may call it comedic genius. Therefore, because men are obviously better than girls (duh), I am, in fact, incredibly, incredibly funny. Believe me? Didn't think so.
So instead of me tooting my own horn about my comedic talents, why don't we see what a panel of experts who know what being funny is all about what they think of me?
Expert #1: "Anderson? Anderson made me laugh so hard people actually almost started thinking I wasn't just a statue and had an actual personality. Almost is the key word here. Sorry, was that self-deprecating?" --Al Gore
Expert #2: "Well, most people don't know this, but Anderson actually writes all my material. All these names of so-called-writers that they put in the credits? Lies, damn lies. Oh yeah, he also writes all the comedy shows on all the networks. Didn't know that did you? Loo-hoooo-hooo-sers." --Jim Carrey
Expert #3: "Man, brutha iz the funniest damn mother f***** I've ever met. He's gotz it goin' on, you know what I'm sayin'? Brutha's so funny, my momma up an' split her mother f****** pants and out popped a stinky-a** turd. It was pretty sick, but pretty funny, too, if you think about it. You know, if my momma be pooping logs laughing, the mother f***** has gotz to be hilarious. Word." --Chris Rock
Expert #4: "Anderson created humor on the 7th day of creation while I was resting." --God
So there you have it. Straight from the mouth of God. In reality, my humor is based on two things, sarcasm/satire and "physical humor." More concretely, check out my favorite funny shows and movies:
TV Shows: Frasier, Seinfeld, NewsRadio, 3rd Rock, Wings, Fresh Prince of Belaire, the Daily Show.
Movies: Austin Powers (1 & 2), Dogma, There's Something About Mary, American Pie, the Beverely Hills Cop Series.
Wanna know more? Just ask my Best Buds.