~Sex?: Male, very male.

~Age?: 21

~Location?: Houston & Port Lavaca, TX

~Height?: 5'11"

~Eye color?: Dark brown

~Hair color?: Black

~Favorite relatives?: My mom, dad, younger brother, and both sets of grandparents

~What do you remember most about this year?: Summer in DC

~Favorite TV show?: (tie) X-Files, Ally McBeal

~What's on your mousepad?: My mouse

~In the car-AC or open windows?: Open windows in Port Lavaca, AC in Houston

~Do you believe in yourself?: Yes, probably too much

~Favorite game?: Free Cell, Hearts, Trivial Pursuit, Taboo, Diplomacy

~Favorite magazine?: (tie) Entertainment Weekly, The Economist

~Favorite drink?: Thai Iced Tea

~Favorite cigarettes?: Those old-school candy ones

~Favorite sound?: Someone peeing, the sound of a hockey puck being passed back and forth

~Favorite smell?: Pee, Bath and Body Works' Country Apple Lotion

~Worst feeling in the world?: Being peed on, Loneliness

~Best feeling in the world?: Not peeing on yourself, being in love

~Favorite thing to do on a weekend?: Reading outside in the sun, throwing a football around, biking around campus, popping a tape into the VCR...watching monkey's mate at the zoo

~Favorite soundtrack?: Austin Powers

~Where do you see yourself in 10 years?: As a famous civil rights lawyer with six-pack abs

~What¹s the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?: "Who is this strange woman lying next to and why am I wearing this tutu?"

~Do you get motion sickness?: Only on long car trips

~Rollercoasters?: Bring them on

~Pen or Pencil?: Pen

~How many rings before you answer the phone?: 2. Always.

~Future son names?: Doctor, Pimp Daddy

~Future daughter names?: Doctor, Crack Ho

~Are you a good friend?: Loaded question. Yes, most of the time

~Chocolate or vanilla cake?: Chocolate cake, vanilla ice cream

~Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: Sometimes (Laugh and I'll kill you)

~Thunderstorms- cool or scary?: Very cool

~If you could meet one person in the world who would it be?: William Shakespeare

~What is your zodiac sign?: Taurus

~What do you wear to bed?: T-shirt, athletic shorts...and a wig

~Do you eat stems of broccoli?: Only when I'm starving

~Guys - if a girl asked you for the shirt on your back would you give it to her?: Yes

~Girls - would you ever ask a guy for his shirt?: Even if I have B.O.? Yeah, girls, think about THAT.

~If you could have any occupation when you get older what would it be?: President of the United States

~If you could dye your hair one color what would it be?: Deep navy blue

~If you could have a tattoo what and where would it be?: My Chinese surname (in Chinese) on my right shoulder

~Favorite brand of gum: Bubble Yum

~What is your favorite quote?: Check throughout the webpage for a few

~Have you been in love?: Yes

~What's on the walls in your room?: Bruce Lee poster, Beatles poster, Abraham Lincoln photomosaic poster, Elizabeth Hurley pictures, Jackie Chan autographed photo, weird Japanimae banner, baby pictures.

~Is the glass half-empty or half-full?: Always half-full

~Pick a song that describes yourself or that you can relate to: "Sexy Asian mofo," "I still haven't found what I'm looking for" -U2

~Which do you prefer - Cool Ranch or Nacho cheese?: Cool Ranch.

~Favorite flavor snapple?: Peach Iced Tea.

~Favorite movie(s)?: Back to the Future, True Lies, Austin Powers, There's Something About Mary, The Usual Suspects, LA Confidential, Shawshank Redemption, Titanic, Shakespeare in Love, Notting Hill, too many to name.

~Favorite books/authors?: Alexandre Dumas, J.R.R. Tolkien, Alex Haley, Ernest Hemingway.

~Which one, Coke or Pepsi?: Dr. Pepper

~Which kind of milk is your favorite?: Soy (warmed for breakfast)

~If you were to kill someone which method would you choose?: Make them watch Barney videos

~Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?: Righty with ambidextrous aspirations

~Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?: Um...yes

~When you meet a person of the opposite sex you first notice their...: Their nose hairs, their eyes

~Have you ever been attacked by a big dog?: Uh...no. What kind of sick person came up with this question

~If you could be one gardening tool which one would you be?: A mulcher, so I could shred up the retard who thought of this question

~What kind of shoe would you be if you had an option?: Michael Jordan's game shoes

~If you could do anything to the person you hate the most what would you do?: Crap on their pillow. (Thanks, Heath).

~Which do you prefer - mud wrestling or jell-o wrestling?: I would enjoy watching both.

~What's under your bed?: My desk, my stereo, my computer

~What¹s the best number in the world?: 13 (Seriously.)

~What is your dream car?: 1984 Delorean