MURDOCK'S LESSONS ON HOW TO IRRITATE B.A.

1. Tell him there's a dog in his van, then tell him the dog is invisible.
(West Coast Turnaround)

2. Talk to your invisible horse in his presence.
(When you Coming Back Range Rider?)

3. Talk to your visible horse in his presence and have the horse talk back.
(When you Coming Back Range Rider)

4. Talk to your plant.
(Chopping Spree)

5. Take his van.
(Breakout)

6. Play with your invisible dice, and ask him to blow on them for good luck.
(The Rabbit that ate Las Vegas)

7. Look for Bigfoot.
(Timber)

8. Tell him about how perfectly safe it is to fly in airplanes, then mention how it could catch on fire or crash.
(Skins)

9. Telling BA that when he gets your blood it will make him as crazy as you are.
(Black Day at Bad Rock)

10. While you're in a crisis situation, talk about the old movies that you've seen.
(Holiday in the Hills & Beast in the Belly of a Boeing)



11. Make yourself invisible by saying "White paper, white paper".
(Road to Hope)

12. Play with your teddy bear.
(Diamonds n Dust)

13. Lay on top of him while your hiding from the Federales.
(The Only Church in Town)

14. Cut out a costume from a table cloth.
(Taxicab Wars)

15. Hum to your lobster.
(Theres Always a Catch)

16. Give your wee little people (who are invisible) a drink.
(Water, Water, Everywhere)

17. Talk about the invisible Maltese Cow.
(The Maltese Cow)

18. Spray BA with water from a seltzer bottle, thats dressed like a fireman.
(Fire)

19. Spray him with paint, accidentaly of course.
(Trouble on Wheels)

20. Pretend to be sane.
(In Plane Sight)

21. Ask to borrow his earrings.
(Judgement Day)

22. Call him Scooter.
(Lease with an Option to Die)

23. Act like Faceman.
(Mind Games)

24. Never shut up.
(Pick an episode)