One day very recently, our good friend Sparks was having a *black day at Bad Rock. We, being her loyal & faithful friends & members of the NightHawk Commandos, suggested a *holiday in the hills, which we thought would be a really *nice place to visit. After having expressed our true inner feelings at *the only church in town, we finally convinced Sparks to head out for a vacation where *there's always a catch! I mean, after all those nasty thunderstorms she is so afraid of, I'm sure quite often there is always *water, water everywhere. We told her to head for Nevada - but *it's a desert out there. Well, this vacation was gonna be *harder than it looks. We finally convinced her to just go up around the *bend in the river and look up some friends of ours - *the sherrifs of Rivertown. Pat needed a new wardrobe - she chose some *hot styles & managed to *break out of her everyday monotonous routine and, after downing a *cup a'joe or two, became a wayward traveller and joined the other *knights of the road. Ah, but soon there was *trouble brewing, as we had forgot all about the *incident at Crystal Lake! Not to fear! To guard over our Sparks we decided to send our bestest and hunkiest PILOT, H.M. Murdock!!! Together he & Sparks were soon on the *road to hope and with the radio blarin' with the *heart of rock 'n' roll, they began their *mission of peace, leaving behind the *sound of thunder. And there you have it, folks! Since we have not heard from them for a *family reunion, we honestly believe that Sparks & Murdock have reached the *point of no return. Sparks & Murdock became very close, VERY quickly. They decided to leave this Texan nightmare of thunderstorms & moved to a *little town with an accent. Much to the dismay of the folks who lived there, whose attitude was "Well, *there goes the neighborhood", and who felt their town should be for *members only, Sparks & HM, being the *out-of-towners, decided to try a bit of *semi-friendly persuasion in order to avoid a *showdown and to try and get along with their new neighbors. Well folks, we weren't ready for a *curtain call to this relationship yet! Although some people wanted to put the *big squeeze on our favorite duo, making *moving targets out of them, well, it wasn't up to the town to deliver a *judgment day. This little problem was NOT gonna stand in the way of the happiness that our heros had found together! Moving into their new house, well, a *lease with an option to die just wouldn't do! Nosireee!!! One night while Sparks was watching *Wheel of Fortune, Murdock was *waiting for insane Wayne, a close friend of his from his past. When Wayne arrived, he felt that maybe a *small and deadly war would be the answer, but HM didn't want to *say it with bullets. Murdock couldn't stand violence, and *beneath the surface, he was a loving & devoted partner to Sparks, and amongst the *blood, sweat & cheers decided that together they would face the *firing line and beat this once & for all - *till death do us part! And so ensued a *Beverly Hills assault. Soon all the neighbors realized how wonderful our heros were and decided to embark upon a *mission of peace! Sparks was presented with a *recipe for heavy bread* from her now friendly neighbors. HM was welcomed into the pack and soon became known as the *champ! Insane Wayne retreated back to his home and took with him his *theory of revolution.