By Karen "Maydock" May

*=episode title
One day very recently, our good friend Sparks was having a *black day at Bad 
Rock. We, being her loyal & faithful friends & members of the NightHawk
Commandos, suggested a *holiday in the hills, which we thought would be a
really *nice place to visit. 

After having expressed our true inner feelings at *the only church in town,
we finally convinced Sparks to head out for a vacation where *there's always
a catch! I mean, after all those nasty thunderstorms she is so afraid of,
I'm sure quite often there is always *water, water everywhere. We told her to
head for Nevada - but *it's a desert out there. Well, this vacation was gonna
be *harder than it looks. 

We finally convinced her to just go up around the *bend in the river and look
up some friends of ours - *the sherrifs of Rivertown. 

Pat needed a new wardrobe - she chose some *hot styles & managed to *break out
of her everyday monotonous routine and, after downing a *cup a'joe or two,
became a wayward traveller and joined the other *knights of the road.

Ah, but soon there was *trouble brewing, as we had forgot all about the
*incident at Crystal Lake! Not to fear! To guard over our Sparks we decided
to send our bestest and hunkiest PILOT, H.M. Murdock!!! Together he & Sparks
were soon on the *road to hope and with the radio blarin' with the *heart of
rock 'n' roll, they began their *mission of peace, leaving behind the *sound
of thunder.

And there you have it, folks! Since we have not heard from them for a *family
reunion, we honestly believe that Sparks & Murdock have reached the *point of
no return.

Sparks & Murdock became very close, VERY quickly. They decided to leave this
Texan nightmare of thunderstorms & moved to a *little town with an accent.
Much to the dismay of the folks who lived there, whose attitude was "Well,
*there goes the neighborhood", and who felt their town should be for *members
only, Sparks & HM, being the *out-of-towners, decided to try a bit of
*semi-friendly persuasion in order to avoid a *showdown and to try and get along
with their new neighbors. 

Well folks, we weren't ready for a *curtain call to this relationship yet!
Although some people wanted to put the *big squeeze on our favorite duo,
making *moving targets out of them, well, it wasn't up to the town to deliver
a *judgment day. This little problem was NOT gonna stand in the way of the
happiness that our heros had found together! Moving into their new house,
well, a *lease with an option to die just wouldn't do! Nosireee!!!

One night while Sparks was watching *Wheel of Fortune, Murdock was *waiting
for insane Wayne, a close friend of his from his past. When Wayne arrived,
he felt that maybe a *small and deadly war would be the answer, but HM didn't
want to *say it with bullets. Murdock couldn't stand violence, and *beneath
the surface, he was a loving & devoted partner to Sparks, and amongst the
*blood, sweat & cheers decided that together they would face the *firing line
and beat this once & for all - *till death do us part! 

And so ensued a *Beverly Hills assault. Soon all the neighbors realized how
wonderful our heros were and decided to embark upon a *mission of peace!
Sparks was presented with a *recipe for heavy bread* from her now friendly
neighbors. HM was welcomed into the pack and soon became known as the *champ!
Insane Wayne retreated back to his home and took with him his *theory of
revolution. 

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