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IT'S NOT EASY BEING BEAUTIFULLY DIVINE
ADHERE:
Before you venture into this document. Remember if the human is Beautiful but has no character, this human can easily fit in with most humans who likewise have no personality. As a result bonding and conforming come naturally.
The Problem arises when that Beautiful person has a unique character and has a brain where free thoughts exist, and simply does not want to conform to the lower-forms of human beings. That is what makes the human Divinely Beautiful.
The not so easy issues the Beautiful Girl encounters:
1)Girlfriends
2)Dating
3)Social Events
GIRLFRIENDS:
Beautiful Girls never have any good Girl friends. Here is a sequence of steps that illustrates the interaction and sequence between a Plain looking Girl and Beautiful Girl . The very ugly Girls are immediately repulsed by anything Beautiful so that leaves the Plain average Girl. In extreme cases the Ugly Fat Girl stays with Beautiful Girl, but ends up following Method 3.
INITIAL STAGE- Feelings of friendship:
1)The Plain Jane, is at first attracted to the Beautiful Girl because of the attention and confidence that she possesses.
2)Plain Jane then starts viewing the Beautiful Girl as a "cool chick", who provides a good companion to pick up dudes.
3)Bear in mind, the Plain Jane never fully acknowledges the beauty that the Beautiful Girl possesses. She usually feels that she is a good dresser and ok looking. Now this is where the problems start.
MID STAGE - Feelings of Hostility
1)Plain Jane starts to truly see the powers the Beautiful Girl possesses. She notes the car honking, the drooling looks of guys etc. Plain Jane still doesn't want to believe her powers.
2)She tolerates the Beautiful Girl, but starts having dreams of poisoning or strangling the Beautiful Girl.
3)Plain Girl starts insulting Beautiful Girl indirectly. The first thing Plain Jane tries to attack is Beautiful Girl's intelligence bye saying things like "You need to get out more", "you really need to mature and have a more logical view of life".
NOTE : This is just a psychological brainwashing approach. Plain Jane needs to think that Beautiful Girl is not as powerful because "it's not what's on the outside it 's what 's in the inside', Or "beauty comes from the heart"
FACT: Once you are Beautiful on the outside that's it.
FINAL STAGE -- Plain Jane Goes Mad
1)Plain Jane resents Beautiful Girl, when she see her boyfriend ogling Beautiful Girl. Feelings of insecurity arises. Bear in mind, that Beautiful Girl does not do the do with Plain Jane's boyfriend.
2)Plain Jane then realizes that alas she does not have these powers. She gets angry. Different Plain Jane's deal with their hatred to Beautiful Girls in a variety of ways.
Method 1:
Plain Jane usually sends a very angry email to Beautiful Girl stating something like this.I thought I was your friend, but I don't feel you understand me very well
Note: This is usually the cleaner Method where the Plain Jane really means she cannot keep up with Beautiful Girl. This is rare.
Method2:
Plain Jane calls Beautiful Girl to curse her and denounce her. The conversation sometimes goes like that.Plain Jane:
"You F*&ing Bitch", "Don't steal my man" , "You ain't all that".
Method3
: This Method is more popular with the Fat Ugly Girl who sends a death threat stating something similar like:"if I see you I will kill you and eat you" , "come over my house, I kill you, and will sit on you" "Die sknny bitch Die". etc.
DATING:
The Beautiful Girl can get any man she desires. However various problems arise. Some men are too overprotective of their frail egos and settle for the Plain Jane. Here are the stages of how the Human Male reacts to the Beautiful Divine Girl.
FIRST STAGE - Drooling Stage. 
1) Men twist their necks, honk their car horns, scream, side eye, glance discreetly, trying desperately to look at the Beautiful Girl.
2) Men are delighted to get a chance to talk to the Beautiful Girl.
3) Beautiful Girl filters the men available, rejecting the ones she doesn't want and selecting the males she desires.
4)The chosen males are very excited to be chosen.
SECOND STAGE- Suspicion
1)The Chosen Men begin to question why Beautiful Girl selected them to begin with.
2)They soon assume that they must be secretly manipulated by Beautiful Girl's powers when they start engaging in physical activities with Beautiful Girl. These include Scrubbing and massaging her feet.
3) The Chosen Men also get very envious when they see the other male humans admiring the Beautiful Girl.
THIRD STAGE-Going Berserk 
1)At this point the Chosen Man becomes the Obsessed Man.
2)The Obsessed Man still feels rejected by Beautiful Girl. As a result depending on the character of the Obsessed Man, he resorts to various methods to ease his broken heart.
Method1: The Obsessed Man stops calling and dates a plain Jane feeling that because she does not possess beauty, she would make that up in her personality. Yeah right. But that's their logic.
Method2:
: The Obsessed Man ignores Beautiful Girl, and starts deliberately staring at other women.Note: This plan generally fails, because to begin with, there are not enough Beautiful Girls. So chances are, the females are not as attractive as Beautiful Girl. If anything the chosen male looks like an idiot with low standards as he pretends to oogle the Plain Jane's.
Method3:
The Obsessed Man goes INSANE. He tries his best to make a public scene by denouncing the Beautiful Girl and referring to her as a "Freak", "Bitch", "slut", "whore".Some times the Obsessed Man becomes so obsessed that he finds her web page and chooses to write more insults in her guest book.
SOCIAL EVENTS:
BARS/CLUBS
Bar Tenders feel infuriated by Beautiful Girl, often categorizing her as "one of those". Bartenders dis-obey the law. The law states that "The Beautiful must be served for free". More anger is generated when the Beautiful Girl reminds Bartender of the law. The same goes for bouncers.
ROCK SHOWS
Beautiful Girl is made fun of at hard Rock shows such as Slayer, etc. The only other type of female present in these places are fat chicks. Fat chicks normally make sarcastic remarks such as
"Don't worry , when she breaks a nail, she will run to the back".
Sometimes Beautiful Girl gets mistaken for Rock Bands' groupie.
CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT:
Members of these movements often chase Beautiful Girl out. They do not understand that some humans such as Beautifully Divine Girls are far more superior to small-brained assholes such as themselves.
The ancestors of Beautiful Girl were often accused of witchcraft and burnt at stakes.