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Foolish audience
The audience consisted mainly of brain-dead and useless twits. Ms.Divine
offended most of the guys and guys with uglio chicks with her charm and
sexiness. Everybody looked alike dressed in their black gothic looking
robot outfits.
Dumb-Ass Scalpers
She also upset the scalpers outside when she tried to sell her extra tickets and was consequently chased by them into Roy Rogers. The scalpers tried to intimidate her as they explain the dynamics of their 'street intellect'. Ms.Divine just smiled and played naive and hid behind a pole with her friend. She and her friend then proceeded to hide behind some bigger skinhead-boys who said "you don't look like you are from New York, we will protect you, don't be scared". The skin-head boys hailed Ms.Divine and shouted 'don't buy tickets from those niggers, buy it from this sweet innocent girl'. The scalpers backed off, but Ms.Divine was chuckling in her mind. Little did they know that some one as divine as Ms.Divine was way above their suburban intellect.
At the Concert
She proceeded to take pictures of Al and Paul. Ministry played a lot of
their old school stuff, including a very lengthy version of just one fix,
stigmata. Ms.Divine was a bit disappointed with the show, cuz they gave
a short concert. Unfortunately Al didn't do the funny stomping dance that
he has done before. It looked like they were tired and sick of the
audience.
After the Show
Due to her Divinity, Ms.Divine and her friend went back
stage and chatted with Paul. He said he doesn't like to wear contac lens
and prefers glasses. He also said that he is still in contact with Jello
Biafra, but Jello lives in San Francisco. When asked why Al didn't do
that funny dance, Paul said that was long time ago, and now they don't
bother do things like that. :(
Anger: Hostility against the Opposition
Ms.Divine also infuriated a crazy jealous
bitch that claimed to be the band's manager. She/it was upset that a
creature as divine as Ms.Divine was chatting with Ministry and spreading
her divinity. Please refer to Ms.Divine's brilliant psycho-analysis on the brain of the human for more information on this angry behaviour. Ms. Divine wished Paul the best of luck, vast wealth and
plenty beautiful women. Later on unattractive groupies surrounded Al and
Paul. Poor guys.....
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