Top Ten Bad Things About Owen's New Arm:

10 - Turning on the windshield wiper in the limo.

9 - Dialing numbers on his cellular phone.

8 - Forgetting about it and trying to scratch his nose.

7 - Golf is basically out of the picture. (On second thought, maybe this belongs in the other list!)

6 - So much for being the perfect British gentleman; when he eats, he's going to have to cut his food into pieces, *then* eat it. (Morag sez this is uncouth and that one should always cut off bite- sized pieces as one dines.)

5 - Spellcasting is going to become a lot more difficult (for the Owen-as-fay-and/or-Magus sect).

4 - The "Little Bunny Foo-Foo" song is a thing of the past.

3 - One word: pigeons!

2 - Trying to explain it on a Worker's Comp form. ("Mr. Burnett, will you please describe *again* how your left arm turned to stone?" "It was a freak accident involving a microwave oven and non-dairy powdered creamer.")

And the worst thing about Owen's new arm is:

1 - Being followed around all day by Xanatos and Fox singing, "Caught Between a Rock and a Hard Place."

Merlin Missy:)
mrwilson@umr.edu


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