to the tune of "I'm A Lumberjack And I'm Okay" by Monty Python

written by Klio

PUCK:
*spoken* I never wanted to be a faerie...I wanted to be...a butler! *turns into Owen* *some Oberon's Children begin to get into lines* *Anansi sits at the piano and plays* A butler...being the henchmen of an evil megolomaniac, as we plot the future of New York, we plot...........plot................plot..........

OWEN:
*sung* Oh I'm a butler and I'm a fae!
I plot all night and I works all day!

OBERON'S CHILDREN:
Oh he's a butler and he's a fae!
He plots all night And he works all day!

OWEN:
I clean the building, I eat my lunch!
I go to the gene laboratory!
On weekends I babysit Alexander
And act like I've got apathy!

OBERON'S CHILDREN:
He cleans the building, he eats his lunch!
He goes to the gene laboratory!
On weekends he babysits Alexander
And acts like he's got apathy!

OWEN:
I build Steel Clan! I skip and jump!
I like to press wildlflowers!
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars!

OBERON'S CHILDREN:
He builds Steel Clan! He skips and jumps!
He likes to press wildflowers!
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

OWEN:
I build Steel Clan! I wear high heels,
Fancy suit and a bra!
I wish I'd been a girlie
just like my smurf pappa!

OBERON'S CHILDREN:
He builds Steel Clan! He wears high heels,
Fancy suit.....and a bra ?!?!?!?!?!?
*they look around with disgusted looks, then disband, leaving Owen all alone*

OWEN:
.......Oh I'm a butler and I'm a fae I plot all night and work all day,
Oh I'm a butler and I'm a fae I plot all night and work all day,
Oh I'm a butler and I'm a fae I plot all night and work all day!!!!!!