-you've ever been mistaken for Obi-wan Kenobi
-you have an innate fear of flatware
-you cringe when someone mentions a remote island getaway
-you use mirrors for more than just checking your hair
-you can put large numbers of people to sleep just by talking
-you're worshiped as a god by more than ten people
-you intentionally look and act like someone else's father
-you only have pupils about half the time, but everyone is too polite to mention it
-you try to emulate someone who has never been seen without a bowtie
-you actually think that wearing glasses is fun
-you readily admit to being a nuisance
-you change your height at the drop of a hat
-you live in an aquatic environment (i.e. a lake)
-you have roughly a two-inch waist, but you don't snap in half
-you manage to pull off color combinations that no mortal would dare (i.e. blue, pink, and red; red, yellow, navy blue, and purple; etc...)
-you're roughly the size of a house and you have a horrible drooling problem
-you spend a great deal of your time semi-transparent
-you give a whole new meaning to "screaming bloody murder"
-you live in a volcano... on purpose!
-everyone calls you "Grandmother" without having any clear idea of who's grandmother you are
-no one notices that your ears have definite points
-you're incapable of finishing a sentence without help from your sisters
-your idea of a good disguise is putting on a bird's head
-you think you're the god of death
-you always fall down in pain around iron (Draculella)
-you cringe at the mere thought of iron. (BeiLana)
-you cringe even more when ANYONE refers to the Fay as the other, more common "F" term...FAIRIES! (BeiLana)
-you can lighten up a whole room with your smile; literally. (Ty'igra)
-You had an urge to turn Prince Charles into a toad. (Ty'igra)
-You remember the Alamo. (Ty'igra)
-Your skin is a lovely shade of purple. (Ty'igra)
-Your hair has a habit of liquefying. (Ty'igra)
-You keep sending in responses like this. (Ty'igra)
-You have Nine Inch Nails. (Ty'igra)
-Your Dad always wears a huge fur cape. (Ty'igra)
This list was made by me (Bud-Clare). If you have anything you'd like me to add to the list, or if you have any comments, email me: budclare@geocities.com