-"What in Puck's name...?" and "What in the name of Puck...?"
[...is that thing growing in the back of your fridge?]
-"For Puck's sake..."
[...please don't throw forks around, you could put a Puck out like that]
-"Puck bless you."
[A very nice thing to say to someone]
-"Puck damn it!" and "Puck damn you!"
[Should be reserved for the most grievous of crimes... like taping over Gargoyles]
-"Oh, go Puck yourself."
[Don't try this at home]
-"Puck you!"
[Something interesting to yell at rude drivers]
-"What the Puck...?"
[Remarkably similar to "What sorcery is this?"]
-"Take a Puck nap." (Rhowell)
[Not to be confused with "Puck-napping", which is something that Demona does]
-"Puck be praised!" and "Praise the Puck!"
[Both are often used by people who have just found a new action figure, or who narrowly missed dropping a brick on their foot]
-"There is a Puck!"
[Used to explain incredibly good luck, such as your school burning down on the day of a test you didn't study for, or finding a package of Oreos hidden in the back of a cupboard]
-"Thank Puck!"
[...it's Friday]
-"By Puck, I think he's right..." (Rhowell)
[...or left. What's the difference?]
-"Puck forbid..."
[...I should stop adding things to this list and get an actual life]
-"My Puck, what is that thing?"
[What Westley really said]
-"Good Puck!"
[Gooood Puck! Sit up! Roll over! Good Puck! *tosses him a treat and scratches him behind his ear*]
-"Pucky me!"
[The only practical use of this is for getting yourself carted off to a mental institution. If that's the kind of thing you like.]
-"Puck knows..."
[why you're even bothering to read this]
-"Don't make me get the Puck out!" (Rhowell)
[Okay... I won't...]
-"I'm a Puck, you're a Puck, she's a Puck....." (Rhowell)
[Wow. Now I've got it stuck in my head. Damn you, Rhowell!!!]
-"Puck on!" (Rhowell)
[Rhowell stopped taking her medication recently...]
-"Oh my Puck!" (Ty'igra)
[Now, see, this I can understand. Not like the ones Rhowell's been sending me lately...]
-"Puck and cover!"
[All right. I confess. I haven't been taking my medication lately, either.]
-"My cat. I call him the Puck. I am kind to him."
[Obscurity counts for something, doesn't it?]
-"To Puck with you!"
[...Is that supposed to be a bad thing?]
-"Puck Almighty!"
[pre-Gathering. Damn that Obie...]
-"An unPuckly hour..."
[IMO, any time the sun's up]
-"Cleanliness is next to Puckliness."
[unearth the territory behind your pointy ears (More obscurity. Just ignore it.)]
-"Puck bless the cheesemakers."
[Consider the lily...]
-"Puck's ears!"
[Don't ask]
-"Well, I'll be Pucked!"
[Ouch. That sounds painful.]
-"Thank your lucky Pucks..."
[How many pucks have you got in there? (Yet another obscure reference. I just can't stop.)]
-"In Puck We Trust"
[more or less]
-"Puck bless us, every one."
[*spews into a paperbag*]
-"Puck help me/us/him/etc..."
[preferably me ; )]
-"In Puck we lust" (Ty'igra)
[she said it, not me...]
-"..For Puck or for worst..." (Ty'igra)
[an Owenite wedding?]
-"All for Puck and Puck for all!" (Ty'igra)
[send in the clones!]
-"Something Puckish this way came..." (Ty'igra)
[What? And we missed him?!? #@^&!!!]
-"I can't believe it's not Puck!" (Ty'igra)
[accept no substitutes...]
-"When you wish upon a Puck" (Ty'igra)
[...you probably get turned into some kind of furry animal...]
-"Pucky Birthday!" (Ty'igra)
[he's not going to jump out of a cake, is he?]
-"Hasta la Puck" (Ty'igra)
[It's times like this when I'm glad I didn't take spanish. The exact translation would probably give me nightmares]
-"Buenos Puck!" (Ty'igra)
[you might yell this as you jump on him and give him a big hug]
-"I don't give a flying Puck!" (Dracandros)
[hey, if I had a flying Puck, I wouldn't give him up either]
-"Air Puck!"
[That was a Pinky and the Brain reference, not a shoe!]
-"Oh, just Puck-in around!" (Zelhlfdrgn)
[hmmm... that could be interesting...]
-"Thou art a knave and a Pucksnake!" (Christopher Kingscurry)
[Thanks... now I have this image of Puck in snake form running around in my head...]
-"Horse Pucky!" (Christopher Kingscurry)
[Eww... stinky]
-"Just whistle... You know how to whistle, don't you? You just Puck your lips together and blow!" (Christopher Kingscurry)
[I will not add "Pucker up" to the list. I won't...]
-"Puck me gently!" (Christopher Kingscurry)
[I'm not sure what that means, but I'm game]
-"Up Puck Creek..." (Christopher Kingscurry)
[Dam! Sorry, it just slipped out]
-"Puck in Hell!" (Christopher Kingscurry)
[The Owenites and Puckateers immediately join forces to break him out...]
-"I'm all Puckered out." (Christopher Kingscurry)
[Strangely, I can picture Thailog saying that...)]
-"Pucker yourself! You brought 'er here." (Christopher Kingscurry)
[Um... I'd better not]
-"...And grandfather Puck stopped, never to go again..." (Christopher Kingscurry)
[*snickers* I'm afraid to ask]
-"The Puck stops here" (Christopher Kingscurry)(Also Ordeysia with Treyos)(It's my fault for not making updates more often)
[Hey, Puck can stop here anytime...]
-"What? The Puck!" (Christopher Kingscurry)
[I'm sorry, I can't make a comment right now. If you leave your name and number after the beep...]
-"Viaduct? Vhy not a Puck?" (Christopher Kingscurry)
[Read it again. It makes sense.]
-"May the Puck be with you" (Smilewitch)
[Thanks.]
-"You don't know Puck"
[The mark of an infidel]
-"Great Puck!"
[I could never figure out who "Scott" was anyway. Or is that "Scot"? Whatever.]
-"Wild Pucks couldn't drag me away"
[Well... actually... they could. Quite easily, in fact. But it's still a good phrase.]
-"...till the Pucks come home"
[That's how long we'll be adding things to this damn list]
-"Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a Puck! It's..."
[probably not all that funny.]
-"Mother of Puck!"
[Everyone be sure to thank her]
-"Son of a Puck!"
[The family tree thickens...]
-"If I had a Puck for every time..."
[*tries desperately to extract her mind from the gutter*]
This list was made by me, for reasons which even I can't begin to fathom. All I can say in my defense is... it's all Blaise's fault! If he hadn't said "for the love of Puck" in the comment room, I never would have done this. If for some reason you want to email me, go right ahead: budclare@geocities.com If you can think of some more, feel free to send them to me.
Everything in purple was written by me, and also anything in green that doesn't have a name in parentheses after it.