-you get rid of all your clothes, and now wear nothing but black suits, white shirts, and red ties.
-when you have a cold, you absolutely refuse to take decongestant on the ground that you like sounding nasal.
-you wear special contact lenses to cover up your pupils.
-you hang out at conventions handing people plates!
-you hold a contest to guess Owen's middle name.
-you make lists like this one.
-you write fanfic about him.
-you write a 26 chapter novel about him.
-you found an order of nuns devoted to him.
-you name the order of nuns devoted to him.
-you are a high-ranking member of said Order. (i.e. a Goddess or a Queen)
-you vehemently defend your claim that Owen has a thing for Elisa.
-when someone mentions that he must have trouble drying off his back after showers, you immediately volunteer to help him out.
-you travel to NY to send in your resume for that nanny job... (Rhowell)
-you stop every blond haired guy with blue eyes on the street by saying "Owen honey?" (Rhowell)
-you marry a guy named Owen (even if you don't love him), or you force your husband to change his name right after the wedding. (Rhowell)
-you name your cat Owen.
-you get a pet aardvark, and name it Owen.
-you pay Raptor Woman to create a (semi)nude pic of Owen for "personal" uses. (Rhowell)
-all your sons are named Owen Jr. (Rhowell)
-you look up all the Owen Burnetts in the phone book, hoping one of them is single, or if not, ask if they are happily married. (Under the pretense of conducting a behavioral science project, of course!) (Rhowell)
-nerdy glasses become a turn on. (Rhowell)
-you call out the wrong name during sex....... (Rhowell)
-you insist to the therapist that Owen is NOT just a cartoon character. (Rhowell)
-you try to write the sequel to "Cool World". It has Owen, you, Owen, you, Owen, you.........well you know which scenes. (Rhowell)
-you refuse to read Owen fanfiction because the girls in them aren't you (Willow)
-You have a picture of Owen in your locker and defend your claim that he's dreamier than David Borneaz from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Neva)
-Everytime you see a tall, blond man, you compare and contrast him to Owen (Neva)
-Blue blazers become a major turn on (me-OW) (Neva)
-You know that Owen doesn't wear socks (Neva)
-You know which episode it's in (Neva)
-You show friends who don't *gasp* watch Gargoyles (Neva)
-You found it's mention in the 26 chapter honkin fan novel (Neva)
-You are proud of all these facts (Neva)
If there is anything you'd like added to this list, email me: budclare@geocities.com