Walk Like Owen Burnett

to the tune of "Walk Like An Egyptian" by the Bangles
written by Demeter

This song is dedicated to Amber, the first Owenite I ever knew. Except for that gargoyle in the jacket, tie and heart boxers serving cookies, but I think he was drunk. :P


All the old eps of Gargoyles
show this guy like he is DOA!
But this man had a secret of his own,
he really was a small and playful Fae!

All the garg fans on the World Wide Web
we have got pics and sound clips galore!
But of this guy, there's never enough,
there's always fans who're wanting more!

Winged types with the show memorized,
They want to wear solemn suits and ties!
Walk like Owen Burnett!

Hey all you guys at Walt Disney,
we want a new show once in a while!
You ask "what for?" We say him!
He's got that great Owen snidey smile!

All the garg fans sick of re-runs
we're launching shows on the Internet!
But that's not enough, we want more!
So we're walking just like Owen Burnett!

All the fans in the US of A,
all act like him throughout the day!
Walk like Owen Burnett...

Feet together, stone arm down,
if you wanna look just like this guy!
And service is its own reward,
Gotta pay 'the price' not to die!

If ya wanna find all the Fae,
you head on over to Avalon!
But our own sweet Puck is stranded here,
Teaching Alex until it's dawn!

Owen always serves faithfully
grabs the newspaper and the tea set!
And he stays calm all of the time
so we're walking just like Owen Burnett!

And if you can recite his lines right,
you know you are an Owenite!
Walk like Owen Burnett!
Walk like Owen Burnett!

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