MOE-ISM

Moe Howard insults are creative but direct. They are the proverbial blunt object.
Unlike a Groucho Marx or an Oscar Wilde...people who used their wit because they knew they couldn't use their fists, Moe-ist insults are just the beginning.
They're an invitation to mayhem.
They are lines like these...

1. From Three Sappy People:

"Why don't you get a toupee with some brains in it!"

2. From Spook Louder:

"I'll knock your head right through your socks!"

3. From If a Body Meet a Body:

"I'll tear your tonsils out and tie it around your neck for a bowtie."

4. From Booty and the Beast:

"I'll push that eye right through the back of your head!"

5. From Rusty Romeos:

"If I had a machine gun, I'd blow you to ribbons, you
sponge head!"

6. From Idle Roomers:

"I always said your face scares people. Why don't you throw it away?"

7. From He Cooked His Goose:

"I'll tear that cucumber of yours off and shove it down your throat."

8. From Listen Judge:

"I'm gonna baste you in nitric acid."

9. From Crash Goes the Hash:

"I'll tear your esophagus out and shove it right in your eye!"

10. From Three Sappy People:

"Remind me to tear out your Adam's apple."