Then he'd tell a variety of jokes, many of which have become classics.
According to vaudeville historian Joe Laurie Jr., "It was Joe's original
story, which has been in about every joke book in the world, that went,
"The other day I took mine son to a restaurant to get a bowl of zoop.
Jakey commenced to eat and den grabt me by the arm and sed, 'Papeh, dere's
a fly in my zoop.' I sed, 'Eat der zoop and vait till you come to the fly,
den tell de vaiter and he'll bring you another bowl of zoop for nudding!'"
Also, according to Laurie, Welch "practically originated and started
the Hebrew monologue...Nearly all the Jew comics patterned after his style
and delivery but nobody touched him. He was in a class by himself, a great
and original artist."
Reflecting a century of Jewish tradition, Welch often favored short, philosophical
remarks: "If I would never been born, I'd be a happy man today..."
He once declared on stage, "All my life I got in my mind the golden
rule - do it to others like they'd to it to you. And I would, but I never
get the chance. They always do it first."
Welch's woes were evidently real. He went bankrupt in 1908 and endured
court fights over the rights to the comic plays he wrote and performed on
Broadway. In 1918, while converting his hit "The Peddler" into
a movie, he suffered a mental breakdown and wandered off the film set in
full make-up. He was found hours later confused on the street.
His wife had him declared incompetent so that the family could get the
insurance money necessary to treat him. He died six months later at a sanitarium
in Green Farms, Connecticut. Variety reported, "The end was not unexpected
for Welch had been suffering from a mental breakdown for some time and about
a month ago was committed as a hopeless paretic."
In other words, he could barely move. A miserable end for a very moving,
witty and pioneering performer. And it recalls the case of another old-time
star, Joe Cook.