Only months as Tech Support at Earthlink...and I already have so many
stories to tell...lots of stupid ones too...farnee, but stupid hehehe. Some so stupid in
fact, some of you might not believe they're true! But what can I say? Would I lie to you? Besides,they're probably too unbelievable to be
fake hahaha...so sit down...dun drink anything or you'll probably spray your monitor after
you have read these!
NOTE: The text in this color is me talking
"I've been trying online for half
an hour! All it does is display this timer 23.15 secs..."
"Sir, that means you have been online that long..."
"So how come nothing is happening?"
"Did you open up your netscape sir?"
"I've been clicking it dozens of times nothing is working!"
"Did you double click sir?"
<silence....> "NOW it's working! Ok fine...bye!"
"Er...it says insert
Windows 95 CD, do I put it in?"
"Click the start button..."
"What do you mean? I don't see it."
"The start button at the bottom left of your screen?"
"Ohhhhh THAT start button....ok ok"
"By the way, I wanted to ask, why
do they call it a browser anyway? Couldn't they think of a better name?" |