SMELL THE ANSWERS


CUPS AND CAKES
1.) A cucumber wrapped in aluminum foil
2.) One of England's loudest bands
3.) Fran Drescher
4.) Ian Faith
5.) Cleveland
6.) Three
7.) Nigel
8.) A paper napkin
9.) His girlfriend Jeannine
10.) "Doubly"
11.) 'All the Way Home'
12.) Kick his ass
13.) Quality footwear
14.) 'Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight'
15.) 'Heartbreak Hotel'
16.) True
17.) Spontaneous combustion


HEAVY DUTY
18.) The Electric Banana
19.) His guitar solos
20.) In a bizarre gardening accident
21.) Choking on someone else's vomit
22.) Spontaneous combustion
23.) The law of averages
24.) Joe "Mama" Besser
25.) 'Bitch School'
26.) 'Hell Hole'
27.) 'Heavy Metal Memories'
28.) The Originals
29.) Sir Denis Eton-Hogg
30.) Small bread
31.) He gets stuck while trying to do a backbend
32.) A cricket bat
33.) The Thamesmen
34.) 'Listen to the Flower People'
35.) 'Pop, Look and Listen'
36.) 'Jamboreebop'
37.) He thinks it looks like death
38.) "None. None more black."
39.) A propane torch
40.) D minor
41.) "Not really, no."
42.) An insane asylum patient
43.) Midwest promotions
44.) The National Touring Company of 'The Wiz'
45.) Their zodiac signs
46.) Hewn into the living rock of Stonehenge
47.) Byron and Shelley
48.) Four Jacks and a Jill
49.) He picks up airport control tower feedback on his wireless amp
50.) 'Sex Farm'
51.) 37
52.) 'Lick My Love Pump'
53.) A puppet show
54.) Jack the Ripper
55.) That 'Sex Farm' has hit number five on the charts in Japan
56.) Kobe Hall in Tokyo, Japan
57.) By rolling up the limo's partition window while he's trying to talk to them
58.) 'Yes, I Can', by Sammy Davis Jr.
59.) "Have a good time all the time"


HELL HOLE
60.) Squatney
61.) He's under heavy sedation
62.) "The one with that little dog that chases the covered wagon under the sink"
63.) "A tall blonde geek with glasses"
64.) A "twisted old fruit"
65.) "I'm just as God made me, sir."
66.) "We love you"
67.) The Isle of Lucy
68.) A little green globule
69.) Duke Fame
70.) 'Spinal Pap'
71.) "Spinal Tarp"
72.) "Jazz Odyssey"--a freeform jazz exploration
73.) "Like lukewarm water"
74.) Founding Hogwood, a summer camp for pale young boys
75.) "A full-time dreamer"
76.) In a haberdashery or a chapeau shop
77.) The USS Coral Sea


YOUR SCORE
0-30: A novice in the study of Tapalogy. You probably saw them when they appeared on 'The Simpsons'
31-60: You've seen the movie enough times to participate in a serious discourse on comparisons between Tap and other cheesy heavy metal hair bands of the 80's like Motley Crue and Whitesnake
61-77: You've been trying to establish a 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' type cult following for 'This is Spinal Tap'


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