"I am a
writer, and a director, and let me tell you something, a
screenplay is not a movie, it's a bunch of words. The director
makes the movie. All this other bullshit can just go
away..."
---John Carpenter
"The only
movie (good or bad) I'll ever PAY to see
twice is a John Carpenter film. All this other bullshit can just
go away..."
---Mohammad Khan (creator, The "Carrpenticized" Side of
the Web)
Including:
& 
Visit the Official
John Carpenter WWW site
I want to thank Marc Bright, Jesper Bjerg, and all the other wonderful JC site owners from whom I've lifted photos in order to decorate my own little shrine! You people are too cool! Vist them via my JC LINKS section!
| Rules
of the “Carpenticized”: Mohammad Khan is not John Carpenter Mohammad Khan has never met John Carpenter Mohammad Khan does not know John Carpenter Mohammad Khan is not related to John Carpenter Mohammad Khan does not have John Carpenter’s email address So what have we
learned? STOP ASKING MOHAMMAD KHAN FOR JOHN CARPENTER’S
CONTACT INFO YOU BITCH!!!! |
For your convenvenience, you may now choose between:
---[ FRAMES ON!!! ]--- or ---[ FRAMES OFF!!! ]---
2/14/03
Exclusive Snake Anime News!!!
2/5/03
Snake Anime Details!!!
1/16/03
HAPPY BIRTH DAY JC!!!
10/28/02
60 Seconds on AMC!!!
10/26/02
JC on AMC!!!
9/19/02
Lose Hours on The Thing!!!
9/8/02
The Thing PS2 Commercial!!!
9/4/02
Universal Has Not Offered The Thing 2 to JC!!!
8/30/02
John Carpenter Talks About EFNY DVD Bank Robbery!!!
8/30/02
The Fog - Remake!!!
8/30/02
The Thing – Part 2!!!
8/23/02
Pack of Lies!!!
8/6/02
Big Trouble Figures!!!
8/6/02
Snake Plissken Online!!!
8/5/02
More on Snake Plissken's Return!!!
7/31/02
The Voice & Face Behind Plissken in Anime & in Video
Games!!!
7/29/02
Snake Slithers Back!!!
7/28/02
John Carpenter's Snake Plissken Chronicles!!!
7/28/02
Snake's Special Edition!!!
7/19/02
Weedkiller Douses Triffid Rumor!!!
7/15/02
Vampires: Los Muertos Trashed!!!
7/8/02
Prince Of Darkness Book!!!
7/1/02
New JC Rumor Sprouting!!!
JCTV
-- JC films on TV for the month.
JC
MISC -- Knick-nack's and the like relating to JC --***SITE
DOWN CURRENTLY***
JC
NEWS -- JC stuff I find interesting.
JC
LINKS -- Cool places to go on the net to see JC.
JC
READIT -- Source works to JC films & other goodies.
LATEST
JC -- Learn about the latest film JC is working on.
BESTEST
JC -- Relive great scenes JC has put to celluloid.
JC
REVIEWS -- Tons of movie reviews.
JC
SUGGEST -- Movie projects I wanna see JC take on.
JC
SPECIFIC -- Specific JC film links.
JC
ARTICLES -- Articles on everything JC.
JC
INTERVIEWED --Words from da man, nuff said.
JC
ACTOR-WISH-LIST -- Actors I want to see in a JC film.
DON'T
BELIEVE THE HYPE! -- Some of JC's films *shock* *gasp*
aint so good. Find out why I feel this way as I go thru many JC
films, leaving my comments and a bloody trail in my wake.
FROM
THE BACK OF THE VIDEO COVER -- I own several JC films and
have typed in what the back of the video cover had to say for
each film.
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href="http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Academy/9412/index.html">
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src="http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Academy/9412/logo.gif"
alt="The "Carpenticized" Side of
the Web" height=61 width=232 border=0
></a><p>
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href="http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Academy/9412/frames_page.html">
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