You Are an 80's Child If* You know the profound meaning of ''Wax on, Wax off''. * You know that another name for a keyboard is a ''Synthesizer''. * You can sing the McDonalds Big Mac, Filet-o-Fish, Quarter pounder, french fry song while jump roping. * You know who Mr T is. * You wanted to be on Soul Train. * You watched Beat Street and Electric Boogaloo 20 times. * You know who Fat Albert is. And who was old boy with the pink mask? * You ever wore fluorescent, neon clothing. * You could breakdance, or wish you could. * You wanted to be ''The Hulk'' for Halloween. * You Believed that ''By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!'' * Partying ''like it's 1999'' seemed SO far away. * You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye. * You wanted to be on StarSearch. * You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. * You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone who did. * You remember the garbage pail kids and owned some of their cards or knew someone who did. * You knew what Willis was ''talkin' 'bout''. * You HAD to have your MTV * You remember when BET came on the air and MTV could go to hell because the only black artist they played was Michael Jackson * You hold a special place in your heart for ''227.'' * DeBarge was the Sh*t ''Love me in a special way'' * You always wondered why Tootie always wore those damn skates. * You actually thought ''Dirty Dancing'' was a REALLY good movie. *You watched Purple Rain over and over again. * You remember the episode of Good Times when Flo broke down after James' funeral: Damn, Damn, Damn!!!!! * You knew ''The Artist'' when he was humbly called ''Prince.'' * You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played ''Sam'' to be. * You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system. * You own any cassettes. * You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon. * You remember and/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection from Pizza Hut or any other stupid collection they came out with. * Poltergeist freaked you out. * You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox. * You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf. * You know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair. * You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew someone who did. * You ever had a Swatch Watch. * You thought UTFO's ''Roxanne, Roxanne'' song was the bomb! * You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny. * You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos. * You know what a ''Push Up'' ice cream is. * You had to come in the house when the street lights came on. NO BUTS ABOUT IT!
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