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Greetings...!  I must say that I'm just a bit amused.  Finding how one of your species, not to mention,  of your century, being able to locate me here @ The U.S.S. Enterprise Starship  seems somewhat entertaining to say the least. 
       So, welcome aboard.  The over-all preponderance here would estimate that your culture's technology just  hasn't arrived as yet to the obviously superior levels necessary to communicate with us at these constituants, so consider your recent efforts as....
                          a job well done...!
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