Jokes for everybody
10 THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH
1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.
2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25
minutes over
time.
3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
4. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to
send to TV
evangelists.
5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the junior high
Sunday
school class.
6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor
so he can
live like we do.
7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
8. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the
Bahamas.
10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our
annual
stewardship campaign!
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