A WQSR PRODUCTION
This Week's News:
The Original Blogger!
My Back Pages
Max sez:  "These are positively impeachable!"
Today's Weather Report:
Lots of big puffy cumulous clouds in the shape of little kitties!
Pixley
My Famous Friends
Classified:
Skanky
Letters to the Editor:
Inside This Issue:
Music  - You make Me Dizzy Ms. Lizzy
Government - More than entertaining, it's just plain policy!
Education - Go Big Orange!
News - Only 25 cents divinely delivered right to your door!
More News - Read All About It
Sports - Nice figures!
Retail - Not quite the Mall of America but ten times more enjoyable!
Retail too - Read about our favorite place to shop
Funnies - The only thing tickled is your funny bone!
Funnies two! - I miss Frump...
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