This battle takes place after Battle #8.
Battle #14: Dark Mission
Player Name: Fuego the Fire-God [1-0]
Time.
FIREBAT: What?
Time.
FIREBAT: Oh.
...
Would you like to know what I mean by time?
FIREBAT: If I say yes, are you going to go off on a tiresome monologue which speculates about the nature of time, and why you, as a god, are unaffected by it?
Well, yes...
FIREBAT: Then I'd rather not hear it, if that's alright with you.
FIREBAT left!
Hmm. Oh well. I'll just say my monologue to myself.
FUEGO clears THROAT!
Time. What is time, exactly? Does anyone truly know? Even I, a god who has existed since before time had any meaning, am clueless as to what time is. Does time even really exist? To be honest, I don't know.
FIREBAT appeared!
FIREBAT: Are you done yet?
Yes, I'm moving on to the exposition now.
FIREBAT: Oh, I hate this part. Call me when you're done.
Sure. Fine.
FIREBAT left!
I intend to find out what time is. This is no easy task, however. Time has been around for quite some time. Wait a second, that doesn't make sense. How can I measure time in terms of time? That's like saying a rock is alot of rock, or Asia is alot of Asia. Oh great, I lost my train of thought. What was I saying?
FUEGO is confused!
It hurt itself in it's confusion!
Okay, sorry, I remember now. I'm going to find out what time is. And to do that, I will take the most desperate measures...I will destroy time!
FUEGO called FIREBAT!
FIREBAT appeared!
And now, Firebat, I will divulge my plan.
FIREBAT: You sure took your sweet time getting to it.
I went off on a tangent for awhile there. Don't worry, I'm sure the readers weren't bored at all.
READERS have already left!
Anyway, my plan is to compact all points of time into one single moment.
FIREBAT: Sounds dangerous.
Only for mortals, Firebat. Those of us that are immune to time's effects, such as you and I, have nothing to fear.
FIREBAT: Okay, let's do it. With any luck that traitor Explanation will be erased from existance in the process. There's just one problem with your plan.
What's that?
FIREBAT: It's totally freakin' impossible!
I thought so too, at first. But I luckily know the location of a super-intelligent being that will tell me how to accomplish my plan.
FIREBAT: How convient...
Shut up and follow me.
FUEGO and FIREBAT used TELEPORT!
They TELEPORTED away!
We are in the bowels of the earth now, Firebat. Somewhere in the earth's small intestine, to be exact.
BILL appeared!
This is far in the future, Firebat. Bill has become a recluse these days; living in a cave, ating live sheep whole, clubbing unsuspecting travellers to death.
FIREBAT: I never realized Bill was a giant killer cyclops!
He's done some evolving in the past thousond years or so. Hey Bill, can we get some advice?
BILL roars!
Was that a yes or a no?
BILL wants to fight!
Good, now we can beat him into submission and learn his secrets!
Go! FIREBAT!
Fire at will! Oops, that's a pun, isn't it? I'm not great at the whole humor thing.
FIREBAT used FLAMETHROWER!
BILL's CLUB is burning!
Good strategy, Firebat. Take away his weapons ans he can't fight.
BILL used BILL's P.C.!
After all these years he kept the P.C. This is bad, he has access to hundreds of Pokemon in there!
BILL threw the P.C. at FIREBAT!
Maybe Bill isn't the intellectual genius I thought he was.
Critical hit!
FIREBAT fainted!
Now you deal with me, cyclops.
The enemy's weak! Get'm, FUEGO!
FUEGO used INFERNO!
Give up yet, tubby?
BILL: I'll give up if you press that button on my toe!
If this is a trick, you'll be spending the rest of your life known as Bill, the incredible flame-broiled cyclops.
FUEGO pressed BUTTON!
CYCLOPS COSTUME opened!
BILL got out!
This is very strange.
BILL: Thanks for letting me out of that costume! I was doing a study on Cyclops, an extinct Pokemon, but I couldn't reach the button to open the costume. It's been a rough thousond years, especially since I forgot to build a bathroom inside.
Why do you keep building these cosumes if you always get stuck inside???? How dumb are you, anyway???
BILL is CRYING!
Of, for the love of me! Listen Bill, I've got one question, then I'll leave.
BILL: You didn't have to be so mean!
Shut up, will ya? Just shut up and let me talk!!!
BILL is CRYING again!
I'll give you something to cry about if you don't shut up now!
BILL shut up!
Here's the question: how do I destroy time? Not the magazine.
BILL told FUEGO how to destroy TIME!
I see. Thank you, wise and childish one. i will leave now.
FUEGO used REVIVE!
FIREBAT is awake!
Come with me, Firebat. My plan is about to unfold.
FUEGO opened PORTAL!
FIREBAT: Where does that lead to?
Destiny.
FUEGO and FIREBAT entered the PORTAL!
PORTAL closed!