Battle #2: On Second Thought, Pikachu, Get Lost!
Player Name: Adam [1-0]
NURSE: You Pokemon are fighting fit!
Thanks babe! Hey, why don't I give you my number, maybe I'll give you a call sometime.
NURSE slaps you!
NURSE: Expect a call from my lawyer, pervert!
Uh...maybe I should go! Bye!
ADAM got on the bicycle!
Now, where should I go...I've got it! Mt. Moon! There's lots of weird Pokemon in there!
Later, in Mt. Moon...
Hey! The narration just skipped over a great battle! On my way to Mt. Moon I encountered a new species of Pokemon, wasted it with my bare hands, captured it...
ADAM used lie!
No I didn't!
ADAM was defeated by a CATERPIE!
Aw, c'mon narrator, you're making me look bad.
The RED TEXT cannot lie!
I should've known better than to argue.
Wild MACHOP appeared!
Oh boy, a Pokemon to capture!
Go! PIKACHU!
Thundershock, 'chu!
PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!
It bounced harmlessly off MACHOP's chest!
That's not fair! Pikachu isn't even trying!
MACHOP used TACKLE!
Oh no! Pikachu only has 1 HP left!! Shoot him, Pikachu, shoot him!!
PIKACHU is loafing around!
WHAT?!? HOW CAN A LEVEL 5 POKEMON BE LOAFING AROUND?!?!?!?!
MACHOP used TACKLE!
MACHOP missed!
...and fell into a bottomless chasm!
What kind of weird narration is this?
MACHOP fainted!
Now I can't catch him, because of this awful Pikachu!
PIKACHU: Pika?
Shut up.
Wild ZUBAT appeared!
Good! A flying Pokemon. Pikachu's electric attacks will be very effective against it!
Go! PIKACHU!
Zap that bat.
PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!
It's not very effective...
I can't beleive Oak didn't even have one Charmander left. You suck, Pikachu!
PIKACHU: Pika Pika!
ZUBAT used SUPERSONIC!
PIKACHU is confused!
I hope this Zubat is weak enough to catch now, because Pika can't last another round.
ADAM used PokeBallTM!
Wild ZUBAT was caught!
I'm the man. Two Pokemon caught, somewhere over 149 to go.
PIKACHU is confused!
It hurt itself in it's confusion!
Hey, stop it! The battle's over!
PIKACHU fainted!
Again? That's twice in two battles. Well, at least I've got a halfway decent Zubat now.
ZUBAT is claustrophobic!
So?
ZUBAT doesn't like being in a PokeBallTM!
ZUBAT commited suicide!
No! That's not fair! Who's narrating this stupid story?
Check out Battle #3 in The Saga of Adam to find out what happens next! Only on Crimson Version!
Crimson Version? That explains this mess! Somebody, anybody, contact a better webmaster, quick! This guy's crazy! He keeps me locked in the basement! There's dozens of trainers down there! Help us! Help--
ADAM is out of usable Pokemon!
ADAM fainted!
...and you didn't see nothing, got it?