Battle #3: Pokemon, The Other White Meat
Player Name: Adam [3-0]
Aahh, Veridan Forest. I hear there are Pokemon here which can't attack at all! Even I can catch one of those!
Wild KAKUNA appeared!
Pokedex, identify.
POKEDEX: Kakuna is a Pokemon which can never do anything besides harden it's shell, ever.
Sounds good! I'll catch it.
Go! PIKACHU!
Thundershock, Pikachu!
PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!
KAKUNA died!
Wow! All that's left is a blackened, crispy shell. Maybe Pikachu's getting better.
PIKACHU lost 400 exp. points!
PIKACHU is lvl. 4!
Aw, man, my Pikachu only seems to get worse as it fights...
RHEA: Got a bad Pokemon, do you?
Rhea as in diarrhea?
RHEA: Bad Pokemon can slow down your career, take it from me!
Don't worry old woman, I'm getting rid of this Pikachu at the first chance I get.
RHEA: Hehehe! Already you want to sell your only Pokemon? Wery foolish!
Then what can I do about it? I can't see any other choice.
RHEA: I know what to do with wayward Pokemon! Always remember: a Pokemon's true worth isn't found with it's strength, but with it's guts.
Okay, you've got my attention. What should I do?
RHEA: Come, come to my little home...we'll have much fun, I wot!
RHEA cackles menacingly!
Stop that. It sounds like a cat being skinned alive.
RHEA leads you to her HUT!
Uh...looks cozy.
RHEA: Don't get pert with me, sonny! Where's the varmint?
DON'T CALL ME...ahh, what's the use? Here's Pikachu.
Go! PIKACHU!
RHEA: Now, watch me work my magic!
MAGIC is getting pumped up!
Work it, grandma.
Wild CAULDRON appeared!
RHEA: Quick! Catch it!
Yikes! Okay!
ADAM used PokeBallTM on CAULDRON!
Aww...it appeared to be caught...
RHEA: Not with that stupid! Use your hands!
Oh...uh, I knew that.
ADAM caught CAULDRON!
Alright, a new Pokemon! Thanks, Rhea!
RHEA: Don't be dense! 'Tis only me witch's cauldron, for making my famous Pokemon Stew!
Oh, that explains...waitaminnit, did you say POKEMON STEW?!?
RHEA: Yup! It's won the Black Magic Summerfest three years running!
That's repulsive! My Pokemon may be incompetent, but eating him is just...evil!
RHEA: Well, that's how I got this job! I'm a witch! I eat cute animals, and sometimes...people!
Ooooohkay, this is too weird for me, I'm outta here.
RHEA wants to fight!
I was afraid of that.
RHEA sent out RHEA!
Go! PIKACHU!
Pikachu, just think of all the horrible things she wanted to do to you! Then blast her!
PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!
It's super effective!
Good shot, Pikachu!
RHEA used MIND CONTROL!
Press the A button rapidly to fight her will!
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!!!
ADAM resisted MIND CONTROL!
PIKACHU succumbed to MIND CONTROL!
There's always something, isn't there?
PIKACHU joined RHEA!
Yeah, I had gathered that.
The enemy's weak! Get'm, ADAM!
I'll have to call on every dirty fightin trick in the book! Luckily, I wrote it.
ADAM used EYE GOUGE!
PIKACHU fainted!
That was the first time I was ever glad that Pikachu has a glass jaw.
RHEA used THUNDER DUNK!
RHEA DUNKED ADAM's head into the CAULDRON!
Aaaaahhh! It burns!
ADAM used STRUGGLE!
That sure was hot, but hey, these third degree scars on my face will probably make me look real macho.
RHEA used POISONOUS SNAKE!
ROLAND shot the POISONOUS SNAKE right out of the air!
Good shot, whoever you are!
ADAM used HAIR PULL!
RHEA fainted!