PokeBrawl #1
PokeBrawl rules: NONE. Random trainers are beamed(a la Star Trek) to the official PokeBrawl Arena and fight random battles for no good reason. Last one standing wins. Here we go!
SUPERMAN was beamed in!
Luthor! Don't touch that--- hey! Where am I?
POKEMAN was beamed in!
Lexor! Don't touch that--- hey! Where am I?
That's what I just said.
Uh oh, I think Luth Lexor activated some sort of teleportation device and will force me to fight some weird alternate reality version of myself!
Actually, I don't want to fight you. If you could just give me directions to Metropolis, I'll be off.
Don't try to fool me, you monstrosity!
POKEMAN sent out POKEMAN!
Ah geez, it's always the hard way.
SUPERMAN sent out SUPERMAN!
Now you will cower before my might! With the ice breath of an Articuno, I will blast you into oblivion!
How am I supposed to cower after I'm blasted into oblivion?
POKEMAN used ICE BEAM!
It had no effect on enemy SUPERMAN!
Did I mention I'm indestructable?
Egad! This bizzaro Pokeman is even more powerful than I am!
Pokeman? Who's he?
I'm Pokeman, you dolt!
What's so bizzare about you?
Grrrr!! I've had it up to hear with you! With the strength of a Machamp, I will destroy you!
Not again...
POKEMAN used PUNCH!
It had no effect on enemy SUPERMAN!
Indestructable means I can't be harmed, no matter what happens.
Then how did that guy Doomsday kill you?
I hate when people bring that up. That was just a marketing ploy to increase readership of my comics, that's all.
You have comic books? Why don't I have comic books?
Hold on, here comes something!
DOOMSDAY was beamed in!
Hey! I killed Doomsday!
Well, he sure is alive now, and I bet he'd make a great ally!
GRROWLL!!!
This is ridiculous! Dead people can't come back to life...except me, of course. I demand an explanation!
EXPLANATION was beamed in!
Hi, guys!
What's the meaning of this?
The webmaster didn't think this battle was getting enough publicity, so he decided to kill you off to draw in to readers.
He can't do that!!
DOOMSDAY used DOOM!
SUPERMAN died!
Excellent! Doomsday, do you think you could help me fight someone? His name is Luth Lexor, and he is my mortal enemy!
GGROWWWLLL!!!!!!!
Hmmm..you've got a point there, but don't you think there's more to life than meaningless slaughter of innocent people? Don't you think it would be nice to help someone for a change?
DOOMSDAY used DOOM!
POKEMAN died!
Heh! I guess Doomsday didn't like Pokeman's flowery ideas. Would you like something else to kill, big guy?
GGGRRRRRRRROOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLL!!!!
Well, here they come!
EVOLUMAN was beamed in!
PIKACHU was beamed in!
Whoa! Watch out, Pikachu!
DOOMSDAY used DOOM!
PIKACHU evaded the attack!
Good move! Who is this Doomsday, anyway?
Sounds like an explanation is in order!
DOOMSDAY used DOOM!
PIKACHU evaded the attack!
You and your Pokemon have been beamed onto the official PokeBrawl! battlegrounds because we were running out of charecters.
What happened to them?
Doomsday killed them.
TO BE CONTINUED ON THE NEXT PAGE!