It started as a joke actually. At MOC-13, Roland put Hot Lesbian Action on the schedule just to see if anyone would attend, and of course....I did. There were only about 15 people sitting in the room where the event was going to take place (most of them I knew), and they all seemed confused, bored, drunk, or all of the above. So, HLA ended up being me (Ziggy) and Erica showing off our tattoos and piercings, then bringing everyone back to our room to hang out, drink, and get to know eachother.
Well, Roland was apparently pickeled tink, as were our new friends, so I was asked to run the event from then on.
So, when MOCtober Fest '98 came around, Erica, Lauren, and I tried our best to put on a good show. We had 2 main events: Bobbing For Veggies and The Lesbian Kissing Booth. Bobbing For Veggies was actually supposed to be Bobbing For Dildos, but we were too broke to get any good props. Our friends Patrick and Fenix supplied us with a bucket and helped out, and our friends Dawn Marie, Jake, and David were more than happy to help out as judges.
Overall it was a success, but we wanted to make it even better for the next MOC.
When it was almost time for MOC-14, Lauren and I gathered up all the money we could and began printing t-shirts to give to the winners of our contests. We again enlisted help from our friends and were able to get some dildos for the show as well.
Our newest events were: Bobbing For Dildos, Pin The Tongue On The Clit, and again, The Lesbian Kissing Booth.
Bobbing For Dildos is just what it sounds like. The contestant had to stick her/his head into a large bucket and retrieve dildos with their mouth. Different sizes got them different points. Both years, we had a tie.
Pin The Tongue On The Clit may sound a little dirtier than it actually is. Basically, the contestant must carry a push pin in her/his mouth while blindfolded, and aim for the giant poster we had hanging on the wall. What was the poster of? Why, a naked woman of course. And where did they have to stick the pin (with their tongues sticking out as they did)? I think you get the idea. Needless to say, the men were having some trouble.
The Lesbian Kissing Booth consisted of some of our friends (2 women, and Dave in drag) satnding in a row kissing all of the female contestants. The person who gave the most believable kiss won. In other words, if they acted like "Eww! Gross! I have to kiss a girl!", they wouldn't get far.
How Could We Have Possibly Topped That At MOC-15??
Glad you asked.
Bobbing For Dildos was be back. Same rules applied. Both Women and Men could enter, and whoever got the most points wins....I think it was Fenix
Pin The Tongue On The Clit went over well last year, so we brought that again as well. This time we put the poster on the floor so the contestants had to crawl to it on their knees...I don't know who won, but it was fun to watch.
Pierce The Nipples. We were originally going to do the same thing as above, but decided to try something else: a darts game. It would have been cool, but we couldn't tack the board onto the wall and had to prop it on a chair instead. Result: Earl was the only person the hit the board at all.
And last but not least.........
Anyway, the following people have the options to be judges at HLA 2001:
We brought back some old favorites and had a couple of new events lined up for HLA 2000 that, so far as we can tell, everyone at the convention absolutely loved. They are as follows:
The Lesbian Lap Dancing Contest! We had 3 judges - Lissy, Darlene, and Denise - and our contestants (female only, unless in drag) had to put on a sexy little dance for them, one at a time. Clothes were optional (although I had hoped there wouldn't be many - teehee), and whoever got all 3 of our judges all hot and bothered won. The winner of this contest will not only won a t-shirt, but also gets to be one of our judges at the next HLA. The winner was Jill, but Carri was pretty damn close.....so was Fenix for that matter.
Jill, Micki, and Emily
The back of each shirt says that the wearer is the winner of said contest at MOC-15's HLA.
And for MOCtober Fest, HLA proudly Presents:
Lesbian
Trivia Or Dare
It's basically what it sounds like. 4 teams will compete (for what, we're not sure yet) against each other answering questions on lesbian trivia, or embarassing themselves with our dares.
Below is the flyer
This just in!
HLA will return for MOC-17 in 2002!!!
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