"Handsome, single, young man, well-respected in his town,
Seeks a fine, young lady from a similar background,
Generous, responsible, successful man of means,
Socialize with presidents and queens, reply:
P.O. Box 9847,
P.O. Box 9847,"
I've described me very poorly, better try again.
"Quiet, sincere, gentleman, well-rounded and mature,
Fond of music and the arts, loves the theater,
Educated, sensitive, a traveler of the world,
Wants to meet an eligible young girl, reply:
P.O. Box 9847,
P.O. Box 9847."
(Solo)
I've been writing, advertising, that's not really me.
"Lonely, understanding man, affectionate and true,
Looking for a girl to share his dreams and make them true,
Humble, loving, sensitive, considerate and shy,
Only sincere ladies need reply, reply:
P.O. Box 9847,
P.O. Box 9847,"
I'm not liking what I'm typing, throw it all away-ay!