Gonna Buy Me A Dog

• Now? You know my girl...now? You know my girl just called my up
  And she woke my from my sleep. *Snores*
  You should have heard the things she said
  You know she hurt my feelings deep.
  I'm gonna buy me a dog.
  
• A dog?
• A dog.
• Why?
• Why?
  'Cause I need a friend now.
  
• Babe, you need all the friends you can get!
  I'm gonna buy me a dog,
  My girl, my girl, don't love me no how.
• Don't riun my song man. It's the only song I have.
• It was ruined when it was wrote.
• Uh, where's the verse?
  She used to bring me my, my newspaper
• You don't even know where it's at!
  'Cause she knew where it was at.
  She used to keep me so contented,
  But I can teach a dog to do that.
  I'm gonna buy me a dog.
• You couldn't teach a dog to do that. You can only train elephants.
  'Cause I need a friend now.
• I need a friend now!
• Now!
• Yeah!
  I'm gonna buy me a dog.
• A dog. Here Rover, Fido, Spot!
• Here boy! *Whistle*
  My girl, my girl, don't love me no how.
• One.
• Two.
• Three.
• Four
• One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, hike!
• Hike!
• Hike!
• I was late on that one.
• I just got back from Africa, you know. I was playing cards with the natives.
• Zulus?
• No, I usually won. Ah, ah, ah!
• I wish I had a glass of water.
• Why? Ya thirsty?
• No. I want to see if my neck leaks.
• I'd buy a raccoon, but John already has one.
• Thirty-five bucks.
• Where do I come in, here?
  I...I'm gonna bbuy me a dog.
• Dog!
• A dog...hmmm!
• Yeah!
  'Cause I need a friend now.
• Yeah, yeah!
• Boop, boop, sh-bop, bop, ramalama-
  I'm gonna buy me a dog.
  My girl, my girl, don't love me no how...how...
• How now, Brown Cow?
• I think I'm gonna buy me a dog. yes sir, I'm gonna buy me a dog. If I was looking for a word to describe what I'm gonna buy, I think dog would be the word.
• Would it? Would it be dog?
• It would be dog.
• Definately dog.
• It would come springing from my lips, dog.
• Springing from your...
• Boing, boing, boing!
• It would be springing from my...
• Is that it Tommy? Can ya turn it off please? Can somebody open the door and let us out? They're coming to take us away! Ha ha ha!

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