Peter Percival Patterson had a pet pig named Porky,
This pet pig named Porky loved pie.
He loved pizza pie,
Pumpkin pie,
Pineapple pie,
Pizza pie,
Minced tarts.
And Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky loved pie for breakfast,
Pie for lunch,
Pie in the afternoon,
And pie before he went to bed.
Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky ate so much pie,
That, do you know what he did?
He popped.