I wonder what joke it was the photographer had just told Teri to make her laugh like that?
If anyone can make a suggestion as to what joke it might have been please e-mail and the best will be published.
1st OFFERING
The blond's boss asked her to report on her department's progress in dealing with the Y2K problem. "I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions," her memo read, "because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem makes any sense to me. At any rate, I have finished converting all the months on all my calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following new months: Januark, Februark, Mak and Julk - and the following new daks: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak and Saturdak."
2nd OFFERING
Seen on the back of a Hell's Angel's T-shirt: IF YOU CAN READ THIS MY BITCH FELL OFF.
3rd OFFERING
Graffiti seen in an airport rest room: "Earth is full. Go home."
4th OFFERING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. His wife was on the line. "Herman," she said, "I've just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the 280. Please be careful.
"Hell," Herman replied, "it's not just one car. There are hundreds of them!".
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