1. "We've gotta do something...he's serious this time. We're on double secret probation."
2. "I'd like to think that you killed a man. It's the romantic in me."
3. "Oh one other thing...if you guys ever have kids, and one of them, when he's eight years old, accidentally sets fire to the living room rug, go easy on him."
4. "Don't think I hold that against you. Ladies have never held any charm for me."
5. "She spoke to me right through the window. I think she said 'I love you.' Someone wants me. Someone roaming the streets wants me! Will you turn the corner?"
6. "And remember my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."
7. "Kidney ailment they said. Nerves I said. When General Motors has to go to the bathroom ten times a day the whole country's ready to let go."
8. "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne: Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky."
9. "I gave it a cold. I gave it a virus...a computer virus...just like they used our satellites against us."
10. "Stop being taller than me!"
11. "My father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract."
12. "You can stand there with me if you want to, but you'll have to agree not to talk about the heat."
13. "He reminds me of Donna Reed, especially around the eyes."