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Bellow is my good buddy Steve Merritt`s review on the movie:
Rating: 4/5
The Ultimate Weapon by merritt_steve, 10/09/2000

                                  - Most Hulk Hogan movies fall into one of three categories: 1) Films for the
                           entire family (Suburban Commando) 2) Films for younger children (Santa With
                           Muscles) or 3) Films intended for an older audience but fail because they are "watered
                           down" so they won't tarnish Hulk Hogan's positive image (Shadow Warriors). The
                           Ultimate Weapon is a new category. This film is intended to be and is an action ...
Terry is the main character in the movie.  He wears his short mustache and
toupee like in 3 ninjas and santa with muscles.  Terry plays a "Chuck
Norris" type commando who is confronted by a young upstart commando.  They
run an obstacle course together.  Terry has an estranged daughter in the
movie who Terry wants to reestablish a relationship with.  He finds her in
some strip club.  The young upstart and Terry become friends.  In the final
scene there is a battle in which the young commando is shot several times
but survives somehow.

Now my- Gery Roif`s review:
My rating: 3/5
First let me say that this was the worst script I`ve ever seen, worst than
Shadow Warriors, these B Movie writers never seas to amaze me how stupid they are!
With me being in the army and being familiar with war, I couldn`t believe the bullshit the
script had to offer and the war scenes, give me a break, one scene featured a guy shoot
in the direction of the sky, while Cutter(Hulk) runs and the shot hits the ground, I mean give me
a break, this looked like a scene from Spy Hard or some parody.
I think Steve Merritt also with military background would agree.
The movie isn`t for all Hulkamaniacs and as I told Steve couple years ago, but
now 70% of the Hulkamaniacs are over 16 and nothing wrong if they see it.
Those under 16, can watch it with their parents and just forward the stripping and topless scenes,
everything else shouldn`t be a problem.
In this movie I was very impressed with Terry`s intense acting, this movie had the best
facial expressions Terry has ever put! 100% credit for that, usually he can`t keep
his face straight and it always bothered me, until 94 it was OK, since people didn`t pay
attention, just like wrestling, now people pay attention to every little detail.
The movie is about a Commando guy named Ben Cutter(nickname code Hardball).
He lives with a woman named Laurie who suffers from the fact that he`s always away
for his Commando stuff.
The movie starts with a day dream, geez where have we seen that?
HINT HINT: Mr.Nanny! Terry`s idea? You bet!
He has a daughter who left him due him being away, major wholes in the script,
they expect us to buy the fact that they embrace after no talks, just BS and
the way Ben`s partner later kisses Ben`s daughter is just ridiculous again with no
base what so ever!
Anyways, Cutter is called to a mission, his partner is the Cobra`s son, the actor playing
his partner is the worst choice I`ve seen for a partner, of all the partners he had in movies,
such a loser was an inappropriate choice no credibility what so ever for his character!
Obviously the choice was to take a loser so Terry`s spotlight will remain on top and that
was accomplished, yet again damaged what could`ve been a marketable movie.
They alone go out against like 100 people who guard weapons which later are sold to the Irish
Resistance or whatever, of course Cutter and his partner, ironically enough named Vince
(you can bet that John Kassir, the idiot who directed and wrote the movie didn`t name Cutter`s partner
Vince, you can trust me when I say it was Terry`s idea, also Terry`s idea to include his buddy
Ed Leslie, who for the first time in his life finally had a line in the movie, unlike Santa with Muscles
where he just roared like a gorilla and then got nailed with the bench, nice to see Leslie get to say a line).
Here I`d like to mention that the best action movie to ever made by wrestlers was Roddy Piper`s
Last to Surrender from 98 with the chinese dude, that movie was truly great, 5/5 you should
check it out definitely, I recommend, Piper`s action movies usually suck like Terry`s, but this movie really
impressed me. Note I said action, Commando and Nanny are my favorite movie and kicked ass!
Back to the movie, Cutter and Vince kill the 100 guards and then comes the guy supposed to be from
the British Forces supposed to take the weapons after Cutter and Vince cleared the guards
for them, just understand how stupid the script is! Cutter smells a rat and suspects the Brit guy working for
the boss who sells weapons to the Irish Resistance, so guess what, Cutter decided to blow up weapons
worth of 20,000 Million, give me a break!
Cutter had enough he comes back to Laurie, says he quits, and gives her a ring to propose marriage,
again very impressive acting by Terry, very intense, very credible and just 10/10 job with his acting.
Terry goes to find his daughter, played by the gorgeous WHOO BY GOD Cynthia(Cyndy) Preston
xmenanimeangle.gifCyndy Preston
she was a true god`s art(see photo) she delivered in her acting too.
Cutter found her in a stip joint, while the boss found out Cutter blew up his 20,000M and went after
the guy who hired Cutter for the mission, he got Cutter`s name and in his file he had a photo of his
daughter, so they ran it on the net(give me a break) and found her in a strip club.
The boss takes her, tries to rape her, she kicks him in the King Kong Bundys and flees with a chip she
tore from his neck, in a nice spot she took an egg worth millions and threatened to drop it it he won`t back off.
Meanwhile Cutter looks for his daughter with Vince, they kick ass in the strip joint and fight with Ed Leslie,
the Bionic Brother Bruty had no offense to offer and the loser kicked him in the face, that was painful to see
as Eddie would`ve kicked his ass in a split second!
Cutter applies a Wakigatame Wrist Lock to force the owner of the club to tell where his girl was at.
He went to his house, and kicked some ass including a reversed back elbow
clothesline on a stunt who took a 360 moonsault bump and throwing a guy off the balcony to the
floor in the worst spot ever! The original guy falling to the mat did a somersault, but the next shot of
the stunt who fell to the ground fell face first with no somersaults, just plain stupid!
Also a Spok nerve hold was applied to one of the guards, geez, I wish that would`ve worked
in real life, I bet the people in like me with military background where laughing their asses off, that lowered
the -11/10 credibility to -800/10.
Anyways, they got Cutter, then wanted to kill, he said he made copy of the chip, they went to Laurie,
Cutter got freed
and went back home, some boring stuff he saves them everything blows up, by that point I was asleep.
The worst script I`ve ever seen, I pray Terry finally makes an A-movie with a good script, because
he`s a good performer and he can act, he will keep going down if he keeps accepting stupid scripts!

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Thanks for reading.
This is Gery Roif, from the holly land, saying so long everybody!

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