The Name People Should Call You: Most people call me CJ. Or, when I'm on the job, Lily started calling me da KUB [pronounced "The Cub"] and it stuck, so now I can't get anyone to stop calling me KUB. (*irritated sigh*)

SuperHero’s Name and Alias: Kitchen Utensil Boy, otherwise known as Chris Jericho.

Theme Song: "Livewire", by Fozzy.
(*Lily pokes her head in*) "Motley Crue did it first."
(*pouts*) They did not. Fozzy did all the songs first! Everyone else just ripped them off.
(*Lily rolls her eyes, looking like this is an argument she's heard numerous times*) "If you say so." (*she goes back to whatever she was doing, leaving CJ with a satisfied smirk*)

Motto: If you can't say something entertaining, then shut the hell up.

Battle Cry: THIS IS A CONSPIRACYYYYYY! (*nods at the frightened look this earns him*) Just don't ask.

Weapon: Oh, well, there's this -- (*pulls a small bag made of purple crushed velvet out of his pocket, like the kind you'd see in some magic kits*), which is my Bottomless Utensil Stash. And there's the Spatula of Insanity, which does more damage. Also, there's the Mindnumbing Dog Collars of Doom, which do the *most* damage, but I have this bad habit of forgetting to bring those on assignment. (*smiles winningly*)

Color(s): Why wear one color when you can have sequins, bay-bay? Although I guess I do like silver and blue the best.

SuperTeam Name: the Canadian Justice Bureau. I'm the sole Canadian. Yeah, I've been trying to figure that one out too.

SuperPartners: Former partner of the Spectacular Sorceress of Tomorrow, and current SuperPartner of Liliana, the Groovalicious Princess of Rhythm.
(*far-off yelling*) "Sidekick!"
(*turns around to yell back*) SuperPartner!
"Sidekick!"
SuperPartner!
(*this goes on for a VERY LONG TIME. for your sake, we'll go on to the next question*)

SuperSignificantOther: (*throat sore from the previous question, Chris merely points in Lily's general direction. this is a good thing, as this means that Lily can't hear this claim and dispute it.*)

SuperOutfits:

• Standard -- Um, I dunno. (*shrugs*) Clothes. [note: (*sigh*) for the record, he generally wanders around in a black t-shirt, usually a concert tee or something similar, and jeans, with his hair pulled back in a ponytail.]
• SuperOutfit -- (*bounces up*) I'll show you! (*presses a button on the wall, springing open a closet filled with short-sleeved, sequined shirts, which are pretty near blinding as they spin through the lights*) I pick one of these, pretty much at random, although -- (*he pulls out a magenta-colored one, pulling it on and leaving it open*) Lily likes this one the best. But, you know, it's -- (*makes a face*) -- *pink*. (*tosses it back in the closet, gesturing to several pairs of black vinyl pants*) And that's the rest of it. Oh, and I can't forget the finishing touch! (*turns away for a second, pulling at his hair, before turning back around, with the top portion of said blond hair pulled into a ponytail dead center on the top of his head*) (*beams*) (*suddenly scowls*) Except that Lily's trying to talk me into just wearing it down, or back, or something. She says that everyone says I look like a poodle. (*sniffs, offended*)
• Dressup Outfit -- (*shakes hair out*) I've finally got a tux. (*nods*) I'm very proud. I just kinda see who throws what color cummerbunds at me, for whoever I'm supposed to be color-coordinating with that day. I try to have as little to do with the process as possible, you see.

Powers: (*looks at you suspiciously*) But if I tell you that, you'll know what to expect. (*ponders*) Though I don't suppose there's any harm in mentioning the Kiss of Extreme Confusion, because it's kind of infamous by now.

Source of Powers: Pop Rocks, mostly. And (*rubs his chin, which is currently clean-shaven*) I'm told there's something to do with my facial hair --
(*Sean chimes in as he walks past*) "Incredible Morphing Facial Hair, mind you."
(*CJ glares at him and continues*) -- but I don't really see it.

Weakness: Well, uh... (*shifts uncomfortably*) I don't wanna talk about it. It's like the walls have ears around here. (*as he says this, he glances back at Lily, expression melting into a small grin once he sees she isn't looking*)

Mode of Transportation: (*shakes head*) Sorry, where was I? (*blinks*) Oh. I've got the other set of keys to the Crystal Taxi. (*leans forward conspiratorially*) And between you and me, I prefer when I get to it first, because that girl is just SCARY behind the wheel.

Nemesis: (*eyes narrow*) That King of the Nerds guy. He's just...not right. (*sees the odd look he's getting*) Well, it's true. And there's Kommander Viking and the Overactin Empress, and sometimes the Golden Geese, although they're *such* a non-threat that I really can't tell why we bother. And I really don't trust that Mysterious Leather-Wearin Dude and his sidekick...
(*Faith interrupts from her game of pool nearby*) "Darlin, you don't trust just about *everybody*."
(*CJ blinks*) Be that as it may.

Likes: hair metal! (*thrusts a rock sign into the air*) candy, being purposely annoying in my ever-so-charming way (*smirks*), words, being in the thick of things, and, well... (*grins*) sequins.

Dislikes: (*makes a face and spits out*) POP music, cages, dogs, formal events, poker... (*ponders*) actually, I love poker, but I always seem to lose everything, so you can see where the dislike comes from.

Bad Habits: (*looks momentarily offended*) I don't really *have* any bad habits. (*at the incredulous look he receives in response, he snickers*) All right, maybe a bit of an ego thing. And I guess maybe I'm on the argumentative side. And, okay, I guess I have this jealousy thing from time to time. But that's all! I swear! (*makes the Scout's Honor sign, wide-eyed, before tilting his head in thought*) .....Or, that's all I should get into before I start going into every little thing, I'm a bit hypercritical sometimes. See, there's another one. (*grins*)