What People Should Call You: (*shrugs*) I dunno. Sean, I guess, S3, or S-Cubed.
SuperHero’s Name and Alias: Spellbinding Squirrel Supreme, Sean Waltman on the flip.
Theme Song: "Take A Look Around" by Limp Bizkit.
Motto: If it's bigger than me, I'll kick its ass.
Battle Cry: (*grins evilly in Shane's direction*) BOOYA!
Color(s): black and neon-green
Weapon: The Bucket Hat of Destiny -- doubles like Xena's...um, whaddaya call it. The circle thing.
(*CJ & Xander pipe up*) "Chakram."
(*blinks*) Why you two know that I don't know, but I'm not surprised.
(*Xan shrugs*) "I used to watch a lot of Xena."
(*they look at CJ, who replies*) "Hell, my old partner practically *was* Xena..."
(*rolls eyes*) Anyway. The Conveniently Concealed Chloroform Container is the other.
SuperOutfits:
SuperTeam Name: the Canadian Justice Bureau
Super Partner(s): FPR, I guess. He's okay, even if he seems to have a stick permanently lodged in his butt.
(*Shane glares at him*) "Hey, I amended my answer when you were around."
(*nods easily*) That's because you've got this etiquette hangup that I have no problems with.
(*Shane grumbles*)
Sidekick: Big Red Moose, sometimes. Or at least, I *think* he's my sidekick.
Mascot/SuperPet: Jess. (*he pats a small dog on the head...or we assume it's the head, since to us the thing just looks like a brown mophead with legs anyway*) Good dog.
Powers: martial arts, speed, and I can glow in the dark.
Source of Powers: Hansen's Energy Drink. Jolt Cola will do in a pinch.
Weakness: anything that says "may cause drowsiness". And pink lights.
Mode of Transportation: Da Lime Green Pimp-mo-zine! (*highfives Rodney*) Yeah, man. The main reason that Shane's an okay guy.
(*Shane rolls his eyes*) "Yeah, you just team with me for the money."
Not true! Also the endless coffee flow.
Nemesis: The Overactin Empress. (*mutters to self*) Bitch. And the Geese, those losers. And the UCW because they're just...you know...wrong.
Likes: cartoons, caffeine, amusement parks, pogo sticks, action movies
Dislikes: traffic jams, people who can't take a joke, people who pick on the little guy...sometimes, people in the general sense. And being in traction. I tell you, man, that sucks.
Bad Habits: I've got this temper thing. And I'm not the most patient person in the world.
(*Shane snorts and tries to pretend he's coughing*)
And I can't sit still for more than like five seconds, which most people seem to find annoying.