..as regards Elvis Presley, the King of Rock 'n Roll, but only after the events of May, 1956. Meanwhile it's come to light that, in spite of leaked police reports to the contrary, Frank Sinatra was a secret supporter, which finally explains July 1962, and the incident in the bar. Watch out, San Francisco! There's been controversy over Bing Crosby's...

.. never been proved that Madonna and Peter Gabriel ever came to blows over the alligations of that September, although a rumour persists. Justin Timberlake, look out! Moves like that will get you in trouble! George Michael is likely to deny everything, but we have inside info about him and the real reason for March (you know what I mean!)...

Dumb Trivia

• NAME - DeeCaf-LowKal... I got named after a diet soda! But as a Gadget (kiddiebot), I loved playing with stickers and transfers. Aww... didn't we all? I still do, so they called me Dee-Kal for short!
• HOME - Autobot repair bays, mostly. Not because I fall apart - but because others do! It's good practise to chip in and fix up, escepcially when there's another major Septic skirmish going on. (Deek-speak for 'Decepticon') They need all the hands they can get! When not smurfing repairs, I either hang out at Master Pak-Gor's hidden lab on Junk, or in my Millenium Scrapheap home-from-home.
• PETS - I look after the lab Pak-Rats, Englebert and Humperdink, when Master's not around. Bertie's hyperactive. Humpy's a lazy-smurf. I also have a turbo-beetle called Barry and a Junki-pet called Lee-Zard - because that's what he is! A mischievous handful who is also a tape, so he's always 'playing'!
• HOBBIES - Wall murals and resprays, scrap art and crafts (tungsten blossoms and pinwheels for friends!) repairing broken gadgets and Autobots, I love dancing and karaoke, paintball combat, collecting plushie toys, raiding the local lab for snacks! (see below!) I could go on! You just DID!
• FAVE FOOD - Copper sulphate sprinkles - I think they're delicious! (and yes, that IS why Perceptor's lab supply keeps vanishing!). You can put them on anything, from ener-ice cream sundaes to humie-smurf Italiano pizza-deluxes! Only 'f you're a JUNKION! Sheesh!

• FAVOURITE DRINK - Lemon washing up liquid. Seriously! It tastes smurfacious - and gets rid of nasty germs and dirt that build up in your systems... if you're Junkion that is (don't try this at home, kiddies!). For special treats only though. Too much and you blow bubbles!
• FAVE COLOUR - Out of which? All of them..? Okay - yes - all of them!
• FAVE MUSICAL - The Wizard of Smurf - it's my favourite holiday movie! Also STARLIGHT EXPRESS! All those smurfacious roller-blading Junkions!
• FAVE MUSIC - If it's smurfy and upbeat, consider it my current fave! Play anything by Aqua if you want me to dance - but don't judge me by it! H'm, I also like trance - does that make me a Trance-former..? ARGH!!
• PERSONAL HEROES - If you're an Autobot or Junkifriend, consider youself up there! Mach-One, hi-i-i!!!! H'mph, yeah right. Chases butterflies, that one... Kahuna Wreck-Gar is the best kind of leader, he can lead and party at the same time!; Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus; Pipes and me both do karaoke dances to Aqua! Aqua!?; On the box... (ahh, TV!)... I love my cartoons, so Jeannie, Mulan, Ariel, Smurfette. Plus you know I'll be cheering any heroic hunky mini-mechs out there who fight for our side...! ...huh? Waitaminute... you mean me..? Aw...