By: SANTANA
"Well it sure doesn't feel like it.....That hurts Jim. Come on man get it out." Blair pleaded, while squirming.
"Be still Chief, you are only making it harder for me."
Blair moaned as Jim pulled and tugged. "Oww man!"
"Don't act so innocent. You knew this would happen. You brought this on yourself."
"But Jim...I never thought it would happen like this."
"How many times have I told you not to go to bed like that. It was just a matter of time before I had to do this." Jim chided.
Blair squealed, as Jim repositioned himself for a better angle. "What are you doing back there?" Blair wiggled trying to break free of Jim's hold.
"Quit trying to look Chief." Jim held Blair tighter.
"What are you doing?!?!?"
"I'm putting vegetable oil on it."
"What!!!" Blair exclaimed.
"I'm hoping it will slide out easier."
"Oh man. I think I'm going to be sick."
"Quit whinning."
"Come on man stop...I can't take anymore of this. It hurts."
"I'll be finished in a minute.
"Come on Jim...Just cut it out!" Blair was panicking now.
Jim could hear his heart racing. He was afraid the kid was on the verge of passing out. "Are you okay Chief?....I think the ice is making it hard again."
"Oh, thats just what I want...Stiff and slippery. Careful man...."
"I think I've just about got it. I feel it moving...Ahh its coming....here it comes!"
Blair moaned again as Jim tugged roughly.
"Ahhhhh" Jim exclaimed, satisfied with himself. "See Blair, I told you the oil would make it easier."
"Yeah Jim...That was great. And it didn't even take as long as the last time."
Jim released his hold on Blair and sat back on the young man's bed relaxing. Blair turned around to face him. He had a huge grin on his face. "Thanks Jim." He said softly.
"Don't mention it Chief. By the way, Blair?"
"Yeah?"
"What kind of gum was that? Spearmint or Juicyfruit?"
"Actually Jim... it was umm... doublemint."
"Oh." Jim replied, still basking in the moment.
Okay you know the characters aren't ours. We don't get paid. Yadda Yadda Yadda.
We had to do this. It all started with me in the recliner opening a piece of gum....Monica said don't go to sleep with that in your mouth....then she squealed, "Wouldn't it be funny if......" There you have it. Let us know what you think!!!!