Oh. So you're leaving, are you? My site not good enough for you, is it? Fine. I understand. Go ahead. It doesn't bother me at all, you INSENSITIVE MEATHEAD! I SPEND GOD ONLY KNOWS HOW MANY HOURS MAKING THIS PAGE, NOT EVEN REALIZING THERE'S A BEGINNER'S EDITOR, AND YOU INSIST ON IMMEDIATELY GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE!! YOU STEAMING, FESTERING HEAP OF--
SMACK!!
Thanks. I needed that. Anyway, here are some other cool sites I think you'll like. Enjoy!
WWWF Grudge Match: Pee-Wee vs. Gilligan? Ted Kennedy vs. Boris Yeltsin? It happens here, at the net's precursor to Celebrity Deathmatch. Click on any of my decorations below to go to the match where I earned them! The Institute of Official Cheer: Some of the most brilliant comedy I've seen on the net. You owe it to yourself to see this site (that is, so long as you've got a strong stomach). The Doctor Is In!: Want more information about the Dr. Demento Show than you'll ever need? This is the place for you! Don't click here. The Official Firesign Theatre website: Very impressive sites devoted to the group's latest albums, Give Me Immortality or Give Me Death and Boom Dot Bust. Think it over. Then turn in your shoes (FOR INDUSTRY!) NetRadio's Dot Comedy: A twenty four hour RealAudio comedy feed! Huzzah! Twin Peaks: The Black Lodge: AMAZING site that gives you a walkthrough of the famous "Red Room" dream sequences from David Lynch's Twin Peaks. Really quite eerie; Must be seen to be believed. Oh, and that gum you like is coming back in style... Badmovies.org: My movie renting bible!:D Reviews, sound files, pictures, videos, and things to watch for in movies like Rocky Horror Picture Show, Plan 9 From Outer Space, and Barn of the Blood Llama. (No, really.)
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