H'lo there!
     If you are reading this, a number of things could have happened:
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1. You were stabbed in the back, and your head somehow managed to fall on the exact keys to type my URL. If this is the case, I advise you to turn back now.
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2. You were trying to hack into the Hill's Baked Beans computer to learn the secret recipe from the dog. If this is the case, please turn back now, then seek professional help.
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3. You were asking yourself "Who is this Vermin Boy, of Caption This fame, whom I have seen in so many a guestbook? Where did he come from? Why is he here? What size skull dome does he wear? Does he have bellybutton lint? What does he want from me?! The truth is out there, people! You can't hide it!!" Or something very similar. In that case, come right in, friend. Relax. Enjoy. Have some hot chocolate. No, really, have some! Join us, fellow websurfer! It's blissssssss...
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You are Ver-man number<img src="/cgi-bin/counter/verminboy">since September 20th.
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