1. Start a fire somewhere. Preferrably outdoors.
2. Throw all dictionaries, encyclopedias, and any other non-picture books into the fire.
3. Throw in your hooked on phonics package, including the audio cassettes and flash cards.
4. Stop attending school and any other places of learning.
5. Watch at least seven hours of television daily, but do not watch any stations such as PBS or any others that show educational programming. Also be careful to ignore any words you see on the television screen. For best results watch show containing midless violence, and vulger humour.
6. Start a riot.
7. Stop reading this list of seven steps!