My site is dedicated to the appreciation of the Viennese Oyster. This special creature is a woman who can lock her ankles behind her head. Sad to say, such treasures are rare in real life.

You won't find any pictures on my site, but it still should be considered adults-only. If you are over 21 years of age and are interested in erotic contortionism, then read on. Otherwise, please turn back now!

Offerings at my Temple to the Viennese Oyster:

• A glossary of terms I use.
  It's not easy to describe these positions, so please read this first!
• Contortionist scenes in adult movies and magazines.
  This is the biggest corner of the Temple. Judging from the quantity of usenet spam with contortionist themes, it seems there are many who share my fascination with extremely flexible women. Surprisingly, there is relatively little material of this sort out there in adult movies.
• Personal testimonials from men and women who have had first-hand experience of the Viennese Oyster.
  • Our Oy-stirred correspondent in Bangkok.
  • The Frontbender's Husband.
  • An Unexpected Gift.
  • Auto-cunnilingus?
  • A talented film star.
• Links to related sites on the web.

Please contribute additional info and suggestions to my Guestbook or send me private email. Please don't send me requests for jpegs and the like. Thanks!