Some years ago, I participated in a short-lived email group on the subject of erotic contortion. One lucky poster was the husband of an accomplished amateur frontbender. His disappointing report:
RE: The Viennese Oyster (VO) position
I don't like to brag (well, maybe I DO) but, as someone who is married to an amateur front-bender, I have had sex in the VO position - well, you know, with my partner in the VO position, NOT ME. I can barely touch my toes. I must report, however, that this postion is more interesting to watch than do. And I'll attempt to say why:
When the woman is in this position, she has effectively rotated her hindquarters almost 180 degrees. If she is on her back in the VO, and you mount her face to face, physically you are entering her he same as you would be from BEHIND on a doggie-style position. But it's worse than that: it's as if you were entering from behind AND UPSIDE DOWN. NOT a good angle. This places the penis and the canal for entry at perpendicular angles, AT BEST. Ouch!
Another member of the group followed up:
I have heard somthing to that effect.... its better to watch than do.... the female is more than remotely uncomfortable in this position....but, we can all dream anyway, right... (hehehe)
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