Just What Do You Call It?

There are no standard names for the various positions of interest. If you've got better names than these, I'm open to suggestions!

Viennese Oyster ("VO")

This refers to a woman who is able to lie on her back with her ankles tucked behind her head. I take the name from The Joy of Sex by Alex Comfort. One guess is that the term is derived from the sexual variety for which 19th C Vienna society was famed. The Oyster part is derived from the appearance of the woman's labia in those positions. This position is also sometimes called a "pretzel" or "human knot".

Splay-Leg Mish

Missionary position with the woman on her back, legs lifted high and wide apart. Most impressive when the knees are kept straight and the feet reach to either side of the shoulders.

Half-Crab

Woman with knees drawn up to (but not tucked behind) shoulders.

Bonk

For brevity, "bonk" will refer to heterosexual vaginal intercourse. "Anal bonk" will refer to the anal variety. Why "bonk?" Why not? I just like that verb.

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